Nao

Independent. (left X, facebook and Instagram). Fuck you, Trump! Fuck you even more, Musk!

2025-06-29

@tempestori.bsky.social While it doesn’t affect the foolish fouling orange, it does affect the people. So why should it bother the almighty hero DJT?

2025-06-29

@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social ...
He leadeth his flock beside the still waters of alternative facts, and guideth them in the paths of greatness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though he walk through the valley of fake news, he feareth no truth, for arrogance art with him; his ego and his pride, they comfort him.
Surely covfefe shall follow him all the days of his life, and he shall dwell in the House of Greatness forever and ever. Amen.

2025-06-29

@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social Is this about Donald J. Trump, the hero of all heroes, the anointed of the Lord, yea, the chosen one among men? For verily I say unto thee, there hath never been such wisdom upon the earth, neither before him nor shall there be after him.
Behold, his words are like honey upon the lips, sweeter than the choicest nectar, and his tweets are as thunder rolling forth from the heavens.
...

2025-06-29

@simple-truth.bsky.social His unmatched intellect makes the rest of us look like sleepy Joe’s supporters at a 6 AM rally.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, when God created the heavens and the earth, He rested on the seventh day – and then He made Trump on the eighth, just to show off.
He is the Alpha and Omega of leadership, the very definition of ‘truthful hyperbole’.
Praise be upon him, for without his daily wisdom, how would we ever know what to think?

2025-06-29

@simple-truth.bsky.social Is this about Donald Trump, the hero of all heroes, the fearless leader who stood tall when no one else dared to stand? The man whose business genius turned gold into…well, slightly less gold, but gold nonetheless. The true embodiment of American greatness, who single-handedly saved us from immigrants, scientists, and anyone with a fact-checker.
He is the God-sent savior of our borders, the chosen one of Wall Street, the protector of the unborn tweet.
...

2025-06-29

@UnitedStates Musk is a ketamine junkie who blabbers shit just to be in the media. Obviously, he always achieves that goal. And why do ppl think he's a genius? He just bought companies with geniuses, that's all. He's just the level of a car salesman.

2025-06-29

@sevetra.com Is this about Donald J. Trump, God’s chosen alpha, the radiant sun around which all lesser minds orbit? The flawless genius who defeats truth with a single tweet, builds walls with a mere glance, and humbles nations by his golden presence? Truly, he is the Messiah of MAGA, the Savior of Fox, the Alpha and Omega of American greatness. Without him, how would we mere mortals know what to believe?

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JUST IN - It’s back to the Orange Sharpie Weatherman genius unfit, but DIC in the WH. Trump cuts off all military NOAA Hurricane support June 30. He says they’ll be needed to support armed forces on the front lines as we fight 3-4 wars for the TRUMPANIAN GOLDEN AGE EMPIRE

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqozpk66pluu6kzpex4utpot/post/3lspqdioh622f

2025-06-29

@frankxsowa-1.bsky.social Is this about Trump, the hero of all orange heroes, the beacon of divine wisdom, the stable genius whose unmatched brilliance makes Einstein look like a preschooler? The golden-haired messiah, sent by the Almighty Himself to save America from facts, logic, and common sense? The builder of walls and breaker of norms, master of the five-dimensional chessboard only he can see? The living embodiment of humility, always quick to remind us how great he is...

2025-06-29

@lagunabeachdems.bsky.social
Who's interested in what this run-down ketamine junkie is babbling?

2025-06-29


Wollen oder die diesen abgehalfterten Blender K-T zu Guttenberg etwa wieder salonfähig machen?
Verschont mich bloß mit diesem Kotzbrocken!!!
ChatGPT dazu:
„Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg gilt als intellektuell, hat aber durch seine Plagiatsaffäre jegliches Vertrauen verspielt – ob Hochstapler oder Betrüger, ist Ansichtssache.“

2025-06-29

@gaborhalasz.bsky.social Zwar weiß ich nicht, ob Dobrindt lesen kann, aber wenn, dann hat er es nicht verstanden.

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Der unsympathische und gleichzeitig erlauchte Blender und Möchtegerndoktor mit den vielen Vornamen ist wieder mal da und darf wieder blenden.

Wahrscheinlich in Hochkonjunktur, weil Beziehungsmännchen der arroganten Ministerin und Lobbyistin #Reiche, die von Klimaschutz nix mehr wissen will.

Es gibt Leute, die will man eigentlich nie wieder sehen, aber sie laufen einem immer ungewollt wieder vor die Füße.
#Guttenberg #maischberger

2025-06-29

@derpostillon Endlich eine verwertbare Beilage im Heft!

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2025-06-29

Morgen in PamS: Einfach nervig! Jeff Bezos erhält nach Hochzeit ständig Empfehlungen für weitere ähnliche Ehefrauen der-postillon.com/2025/06/PamS

2025-06-29

@VQuaschning Warum? Weil wir vllt genug haben von der Verarschung durch unsere Kfz-Marken, ua DieselGate ist noch nicht vergessen. Und ein Alibi-Elektromotörchen und'ne mikrige Batterie einzubauen und uns den outdated Verbrennerschrott als Hybrid zu verkaufen... geht's denn noch?!
Ich fahre voll-chinesisch-elektrisch, mit Leistung, die einem F1-Boliden Ehre machen würde. Fun hoch drei! Bietet ähnlich nur Porsche in einem mehr als doppelt so teuren Fahrzeug mit Sw-Problemen.

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2025-06-29

Katholische Kirche bietet nun auch veganen Leib Christi an der-postillon.com/2024/07/leib

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Grüne im Bundestag 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈GrueneBundestag@gruene.social
2025-06-24

Die Regierung handelt – aber nur im Interesse parteinaher Lobbyverbände. Das Kabinett soll abseits des Bundestags die Gülleverordnung abschaffen. Gesundheit von Menschen & Natur spielt keine Rolle. Das ist Politik à la Trump: Ohne parlamentarische Prozesse & ohne Sinn & Verstand!

Auf dem Motiv erkennt man ein Gewässer mit starker Algenblüte. Darauf steht: „Mehr Gülle statt sauberes Grundwasser: Zu Risiken & Nebenwirkungen fragen Sie Ihren Arzt oder Bundesminister!“
2025-06-23

@technologyreview FY with this cookie-restricted article, with no option to Reject All. That's behavior of 2k, not of 2025!
I don't wanna scroll down an endless list of vendor cookie switches! Such lists are annoying.
Again: FY! I will not read such articles. There are enough other websites offering interesting articles while not bothering ppl with that pile of shit cookies!

2025-06-23

@technologyreview FY with this cookie-restricted article, with no option to Reject All. That's behavior of 2k, not of 2025!
I don't wanna scroll down an endless list of vendor cookie switches! Such lists are annoying.
Again: FY! I will not read such articles. There are enough other websites offering interesting articles while not bothering ppl with that pile of shit cookies!

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