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Uncle PG, your local alcoholic anime LARPing night owl text-walling love-and-hope poster.

The resident old man and self-appointed conscience of "dark fedi". Bona-fide certified wifeguy.

Queer-friendly enough to be accused of being a chaser. Great Value brand generic socialist.

Linux cis-admin/DBA and PHP dev, self-hosting fanatic, Gentoo adherent, general freetard, and all-around chatterbox.

Posts always underrated, opinions usually overstated, liver often saturated, instance broadly federated.

Christmas avatar courtesy of @micr0@wetdry.world - big love

Greatest hits: @prettybad

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"cease living" - Grace

"too friendly" - pwm

"conspiracy vibes" - writeout.ink

"Far right" - incorrect, I'm just the wrong flavor of leftist

"ywnbaw" - correct

"you have a problem" - thanks, very helpful
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Fallback / alt fedi account
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@vozercozer I don't care about the sport in any real way but when its cold outside, I'm in the kitchen, dogs are snoozing on a Sunday afternoon, it just feels right. I "watched" two games today and I don't even know who won, much less the scores.
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2025-12-15
@mischievoustomato @waifu yeah just old-fashioned conventionally attractive woman
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2025-12-15
@vertka it can be, depending on the circumstances.
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2025-12-15
@vertka got home safe I hope?
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2025-12-15
@theorytoe derivative
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2025-12-15
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2025-12-15
We've reached the "please make the notifications stop" point on the incognito wrapped shitpost.
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this is my objectively correct opinion

tierlist of mascots from programming languages, foss software etc.

F tier - GNU, Go Gopher, Lisp alien
D - Kodee, Sudo Sandwich
C - Rust Crab, GNU Imp
B - FreeBSD devil, PHP elephant, OpenBSD blowfish, Docker Whale, Krita Girl, Scratch Cat, pgsql elephant, linux tux
A - Android, linux-libre, MySQL, OpenSuse
S - Java Duke, Xenia, XFCE mouse, Konqi
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2025-12-15
real.webp
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2025-12-15
@waifu I think mushroom soup is attractive, I would love to get into a philosophical argument with scathatch, and vozy makes me laugh in some different kind of way.
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2025-12-14
@scathach allspice and cumin are both fucking magical. I've never used too much cumin
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2025-12-14
@balu in my defense I fixed it in the alt text.
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2025-12-14
>new kikuri art in danbooru RSS feed
>Its feet

>new kikruri art in reddit RSS feed
>its feet

>new post in gooner group chat
>still feet

I am so tired, please stop, there's no need for it
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@koakuma in my defense I fixed it in the alt text
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2025-12-14
goodnight and fuck your tomorrow.
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@roughling in my defense I fixed it in the alt text.
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2025-12-14
@roughling no but i took it from someone who probably did.
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2025-12-14
"These fucking cockroaches are German I'm sure of it."

"What, do they fucking speak German?"

"No but they're making jews miserable"

RT: https://socially.drinkingatmy.computer/objects/4466f5ab-7fc7-44d1-a1e1-5bd261a4af4d
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2025-12-14
showed a girl a Charlie Kirk AI shitpost and she literally threw up

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