Kapitän Clownfeuer

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We really shouldn't let Clownfeuer talk to the customers.

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Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-28

Watched “the hobbit” and “this is spinal tap” last night. Hobbits is hobbits, but I’d forgotten just how funny and perfectly on the nose spinal tap is. Well worth rewatching.

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-28

And today, we find out about this thing called "the world wide web" where we can go to "web sites" which can act like the apps you had removed from your phone. Big Tech made their choice, but you don't have to remain ignorant, if you don't want.
From: @404mediaco
mastodon.social/@404mediaco/11

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-28

what i love is waking up with blood-pressure through the roof. Toady isn't even a InfoSec_dayjob day.
C'mon world, time to play your cards and watch the veins pop! :p

Kapitän Clownfeuer boosted:
Natasha 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-12-27

It’s been nearly a year since I started my band, 1023 megabytes. Still not one gig.

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-27

@mms Good article but needs the tiniest bit of proof-reading (still, at least it's a dead-cert written by human in that case ;) )

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-26

So long “Peace on Earth & Goodwill to all Men”, Hello “Terrorist Scum / Innocent Christians”

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-25

@flying_pyjamas Danke, dir auch

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-25

With respect, Trump is just the icing on the cake 'started' by Reagan. The US has got a few decades of mostly-ignored-by-the-world-and-its-media history to account for. What is happening now is just the "out in the open" stuff that they can't be bothered to hide any more.

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-24

This is long but important if you can read and even more so if you cannot. 😉
From: @Opfoss
c.im/@Opfoss/115770673278142264

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-24

This is where I ended up thinking "this absolutely _has_ to be a skit, right?"

It's not a skit, is it? Please for the love of dog and all that is holey, this is a joke, right?
From: @ErikUden
mastodon.de/@ErikUden/11577364

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-24

This is where I ended up thinking "this absolutely _has_ to be a skit, right?"

It's not a skit, is it? Please for the love of dog and all that is holey, this is a joke, right?
From: @ErikUden
mastodon.de/@ErikUden/11577364

Kapitän Clownfeuer boosted:

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-22

Sadly, no

Kapitän Clownfeuerrasur
2025-12-22

Important email tip: It’s “headcount reduction” not “headcunt reduction”

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