Streaming is the future. WAY better than linear tv or perhaps a DVR...
Find the app.
Is your TV still current enough to run the app? Good.
Start the app.
Browse the the content. Pick something to watch. Excellent.
Oh you need to sign in. We've blagged you by not saying that up front.
Get your phone to log in. Type this URL. Not found.
(Ok my fault that one. Typo)
Type the code.
Keyboard is set to automatically go from numbers to letters on each press, so you typoed the code. Can you delete? Our HTML geniuses say no. Start again.
Cool thx for the code. Now you need to sign in.
Sign in with credentials I am pretty (REALLY) sure I know. No wrong.
Sign in with other credentials I am certain are the credentials if the above credentials aren't the ones. No. Wrong.
Check email to see if I've ever recived emails from these dudes. Yes. I deffo have an account.
Forgotten password then.
Wait for email.
No email.
Still no email.
Fuck it. Register as new account.
Yes details registered.
Can't see where to put the code in now?
Re-type URL (no typos this time)
Put in code. Make same mistake with the number/alphabet keyboard thing.
Code entered. Nothing happens.
Wait. Nothing happens.
Refresh the page. Sign in please (?!)
Sign in again.
Find code page.
Type in code (Yeahman no typo this time)
TV signs in. Ace.
Click the previously selected programme.
65 sec of adverts.
1m35 of programme.
Buffering.
Sub-VHS quality picture.
Eventually rights itself and we are watching.
THE FUTURE I TELL THEE!!!