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She/her pronouns. Comic relief, moral support, occasionally tells the packets where to go. Grumpy old queer married person in eastern Massachusetts. Generally wandering around feeling like I'm secretly a cartoon of three raccoons in a trenchcoat trying to pass. :donor:
"This is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory physio-molecular transport device?"

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2025-08-12

@swachter Sneaky sneaky projects.

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2025-08-12

The City that Starts to Stay Up Later: #MBTA to extend subway, some bus service an hour on weekends
universalhub.com/2025/city-sta

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2025-08-12

@JayElbey @catsalad Magnificent beast!

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2025-08-12

Danke @SallyStrange for alt text!

Updated: #Alt4You: a comic book style image of Sarah Conner looking exhausted and pissed off as she smokes a cigarette. Caption: "SARAH CONNER WATCHING YOU USE AI FOR EVERYTHING"

#Alt4You: a comic book style image of Sarah Conner looking exhausted and pissed off as she smokes a cigarette. Caption: "SARAH CONNER WATCHING YOU USE AI FOR EVERYTHING" thanks to @sallyStrange@eldritch.cafe  , the image is also highly likely AI generated, adding to the irony.
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2025-08-12
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2025-08-12

@davidgerard @jwz

They have that hammer so everything looks like a thumb.

Clippy saying “it looks like you’re trying to solve intractable human problems with technology”
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2025-08-12

@catsalad my old tortie, Vague, used to like it when she would lay on my chest and I’d bundle her in my robe or - in this case - zip up my hoodie to enclose her.

Picture looking down to a mostly zipped up hoodie with the face of a very good tortie kitty looking out.
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2025-08-12

@AnhedonicHedonist @catsalad Those are some fine kitties!

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PurpleJillybeans :PrideDisk:PurpleJillybeans@kind.social
2025-08-12

Biblically-accurate power outlet

#Shitpost

A conglomeration of every possible 240v power outlet.
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2025-08-12

@PurpleJillybeans
power outlet: BE NOT AFRAID
me, beholding the power outlet: I AM AFRAID.

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2025-08-11

@fraterrisus Oh cool!

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2025-08-11
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2025-08-11

@wendynather The free market provides? I guess?

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Peter Ritchie🌍🍁peterritchie
2025-08-11

It's funny because it's true

Image showing relative size of a proton, a neutron, an electron, and a button to close an ad a web page/app
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2025-08-11

I know there are themed bed and breakfast type places, but I didn't know that France has one that has a theme of fistfucking. La Fistinière vice.com/en/article/bed-and-br

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2025-08-10

@leigh
OH MY GOD! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE FROM PARTS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!
Congrats to you and your partner and a big “welcome to the world” for Douglas.

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2025-08-10

@glyph Minor thing: Wikipedia now has a useful link to the IBM patent application for the 80-column card, which explains that it was just the level of density they could fit on the existing standard-size card by switching to rectangular holes more closely spaced.

Which in turn leads to one of my favorite historical facts: we standardized on 80-column terminals because of the size of US currency. The card size had been set by the 1890 US census, tabulated by Hollerith machines, and the cards were stored in surplus Treasury currency boxes, so they had to be no larger than the banknotes the boxes had been designed for.

Some more info and to-scale pictures of the cards alongside historical banknotes here:

columbia.edu/cu/computinghisto

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2025-08-09

@wendynather While I don't think I've seen a pic of Toni Tennille in that hat on the left, I could easily picture her in it which kind of gives a very 70's soft-rock kind of Captain & Tennille vibe for your hats.

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2025-08-09

@stripey An unsolicited suggestion, if I may? Would it work to spend some $$ on an AA membership instead? lots of tools and printers and stuff and a good excuse to get the fuck out of the house?

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