Mayo is food lube

Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

I met a guy like this. He left wife number one for wife two, and it wasn’t working out, so he was already considering options for wife three.

7 year car loans? Who wants to own a 7 year old car? and then turn it in to take out another loan?

They were the creamiest hot drippy cream pies I ever gobbled up and with all the creamy icing on top it got messier and I had a good time

6"1’ could be uncomfortable for a long flight. I’ve heard of businesses approving business class travel for tall people (with a medical waiver) but the YouTuber does sound clickbaity.

I’m watching the world baseball classic and making pigs in a blankets

How tall is he? Because if he’s 7+ feet tall, I could understand avoiding economy

“designed in America, made in China” added to it

Mine are plastic

Does anyone else remember when toaster strudel sold those cream cheese toaster strudels? Stuffed with cream and drizzled with a little more on top?

Passion fruit is tasty. I’d like to try it in a beverage (not this beverage)

How could a wolf possibly fall in love with a cat?!

I like how Trump’s hand is super dark just like his constantly bruised hand IRL

Im comfortable with Ubuntu, and have no curiosity to try another distro. But if I ever have the inclination to try something else, I know Lemmy will have kind people to guide me.

Nice 👍

This is one of the typical reactions when people hear about Ubuntu

If the gang calls me a dog before they rail me in every position they want, does that count too?

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