Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨

Player of video games, writer of words, eater of sunflower seeds

🔮 Wife of @wizardponderingorb

⚠️ Fair warning: I CW my own posts. Boosts, not so much.

📍 No alt text = no boost. Posts subject to deletion.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-16

I keep doing this thing where I give my cats little mental puzzles to solve so their minds are stimulated, but then they keep using their newfound knowledge to outsmart me around the house

they even work together to access things and places they’re not supposed to!! just 2 little genius collaborators >:(

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-16

Remarkable chart in a new paper out of MIT looking at cognitive performance of LLM users in an essay writing task - arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

chart from arXiv:2506.08872 labelled “Percentage of participants within each group who struggled to quote anything from their essays in Session 1”, the LLM user group is above 80% while the search engine and brain only groups are roughly even at about 10%
Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-16

@trixter lmao i leave way more games unfinished than finished

moral failing? oh no honey

if a game holds my attention long enough for me to finish it, they deserve a special 100%-ed By Alice™️ award

we don’t unlock cheevs

we *are* the cheev

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

the number of pepe silva-esque thought trains Sam lets me take him on

just him amusedly watching me explain “leader cost averaging,” a made-up term i bastardized from the financial markets (dollar cost averaging) to explain how having a sequence of leaders over time (democracy) leads to better results than appointing a single leader once (king) due to the nature of risk and human judgment and all that and oH NO I’M DOING IT AGAIN

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

i came here to say something and forgot what

…you win this time, audhd. but i’ll be back…

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-15

ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*

ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*

ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-15

I HAVE FOUND AN INVALUABLE AND MAGICAL TREASURE AT THE FLEA MARKET!!

#drachenmagier #dinosaur #dailychaos #vroomvroom

dinosaur car, hear it VRRROAR
Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:

Every great spiritual tradition, on some level, boils down to “be kind to each other.” Cooperation is what makes us human; it’s what let us evolve our big brains that require years of extra care and protection to grow. If there is any secret to life, it is simply kindness, compassion and cooperation.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

^ See also: “reply guy”

It’s amazing how this term has evolved from describing specific misogynistic behavior to… well, if you’re a popular fedi account, pretty much any response or critique that rustles your jimmies?

How convenient a term – you can dismiss a reply guy so swiftly, so completely! No need to consider what they’re saying; after all, they’re a yucky icky reply guy! They’re no ally of mine! …Oh, wait, they were? And they were just asking me to consider their point of view? Well fuck them anyways, I’m here to post!!! (/s)

We have become so parasocial, so audience-brained, so broadcast-driven, that we’ve literally turned the act of replying into a slur. Incredible.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-15

Anyone can become disabled at any time. It’s one of the few minority groups you can always join.

Even if you do everything “right”. Even if you’re young and healthy. Even if you “try hard”

It’s not a moral failing. It’s a part of life.

If more people would accept that and work with us, we would all be better off.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

good morning fedi friends :)

youtu.be/3vnRUp9qVZ0

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-15

Dad powers activate.

Happy Father’s Day!

(I wanted to tag some of my fellow dads but also didn’t want to forget anyone, so just booooooooost instead)

May your puns be mighty and your grills run hot.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
Dan Fixes Coin-Opsifixcoinops@retro.social
2025-06-15

People know about stuff they need for their jobs, their hobbies, their friends, their family, if they're very attentive their friends and family's hobbies also, and whatever random facts they hear in the pub or see on the telly. If none of the above involves the insides of computers then they don't know computers, this describes vanishingly few of the people on fedi and most of the people outside it

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"Lana@beige.party
2025-06-15

Incredible things are happening in China. It appears they have reinvented Alabama from first principles.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
2025-06-15

A little gem I saw today at EMG college.

#nativeplants #mastergardener

A print advertisement with a person dressed in colonial fashion standing on a manicured lawn with mulched boxwoods by the house. The ad reads "are you still dressed like this? Then why does your yard still look like this? 18th century style yards are no longer environmentally sustainable. It is time to adjust the aesthetics of our yards! www.healthyyards.org"
Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

@coppercrush
^_____^💕

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-15

@coppercrush it’s ok, i remind a lot of people of the beatles – it’s my autistic trademark 😁

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨ boosted:
Your Old Pal LewieLewie_Kong@retro.pizza
2025-06-14

Are #Welsh Language #tarot decks a thing? Does anyone know where I could get one if so? #Cymraeg

I know about the Llewelyn Tarot but I want one with the major arcana translated into Welsh.

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-14

I love when ppl use the term “scold” to avoid accountability

Did you know you don’t actually have to introspect or compromise at all when building community with ppl if you just think of certain ppl as “scolds”?

Cuz if they’re scolds, then their complaints are totally invalid, and you can toss them right out the window and keep feeling good and morally righteous about yourself! Cuz they’re scolds and that’s icky!! You’re so much better that you deserve to call them names, as a treat :)

( /s )

Mrs.Alice :verified_twit:✨seekingfreedom@retro.pizza
2025-06-14

@billd @mattblaze Lol of course he did. Would be too much to simply admit it’s not nice and apologize. Well I muted him anyways :)

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