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Skelton.fail

Skelton, a skeleton trying to enjoy his life; he’s very bad at it and makes questionable choices. Original character comic art and funnies (PG-13). Copyright (C) 2025

Skelton – World Traveler 🍽
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #stinky #dishes #dishwasher #airport #worstthatcouldhappen #worldending

Skelton worries about running his dishwasher before leaving on a trip, but brushes it off because he thinks "What's the worst that could happen. The whole world then ends.

Skelton – Ask Skelton More! 💻
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #askskelton #more #mail #mailingitin #papercut #eye

Skelton answers fan mail asking why he just doesn't "mail it in". Skelton says mailing it in is too complicated, expensive, and licking envelopes paper cuts his eye (he doesn't have eyeballs).

Skelton – Nose Job 🐽
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #booger #finger #nose #nostril

Skelton finds a booger on his finger and doesn't know what to do with it. He points out that he has no nostrils so it's not his booger.

Li’l Skelton – Bone-Head 💀
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #lilskelton #skelekitty #playground #meangirl #park #namecalling #bonehead

Li'l Skelton is upset that a girl in the park called him a "bone-headed skull-boy", but her name calling was prompted by Skelton first calling her names that can't be repeated here.

Skelton – Up the Wazoo 🍑
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #colonoscopy #butt #camera #eye

Skelton visits his doctor for a colonoscopy… the camera gets inserted into his eye because he doesn't have a butt.

Skelton — Treetop Trouble 🌳
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelekitty #cat #climb #tree #branch #stuck #help #firedepartment

Skelton climbs a tree to save his cat, but becomes stuck. Skelekitty reminds him that not all cats in trees are stuck.

Skelton – Eye See 👀
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #optometrist #ophthalmologist #eye #eyedoctor #eyes #dilate #pupils #glasses #see #eyedoctor

Skelton goes to the eye doctor only to be insulted by the eye-chart, have his pupils dilated, and fit for glasses that he has to tape to his head because he doesn’t have any ears.

Skelton – Something Fishy 🐟
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelefish #pet #fish #fishy #fishbowl #aquarium #fishbone #eye #eyesockets

Skelton gets a pet skelefish, it ends up out of the aquarium and between his eye sockets.

Skelton got a write up over at Model Car Hall of Fame for the latest comic about his new Hot Wheels car. Read all about it! ☠️🛞💨

https://www.modelcarhall.com/blog/skeleton-cruise-what-would-a-cartoon-skeleton-drive/

Drawing of Skelton driving in his car.

Skelton – Tax Break, Bone Shake ☠️
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #tax #taxes #taxbreak #taxrefund #taxmoney #teriffs #buy #car #newcar #buynewcar #hotwheels #boneshaker

Skelton gets a larger than expected tax refund and decides to buy a new car, a Hot Wheels car.

Li’l Skelton – Egg Drop 🐣
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #skelekitty #easter #egg #hunt #easteregghunt #easterbunny #chocolate #poop

Li'l Skelton (in his diaper) and Skelekitty eat chocolate eggs left in the yard by the Easter Bunny, which are actually poop.

Skelton realizes cheating on his taxes by reporting less income in the past was wrong. So for this year, he claims a billion dollars because he's a KERJILLIONAIRE!

Skelton realizes cheating on his taxes by reporting less income in the past was wrong. So for this year, he claims a billion dollars because he's a KERJILLIONAIRE!

Skelton – Keep it Together, Man! 🦴
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #dearskelton #keepittogether #bones #keep #together #fallsapart #jerkwad

Skelton answers his email, someone asks him how he holds his bones together without muscles or tendons. Skelton literally falls apart being reminded he's only bones.

Skelton – Battered Up! ⚾️
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #baseball #bat #baseballbat #batter #heybatter #heybatterswing #eyes

Skelton plays baseball opening day, eggs on the batter to swing, gets the bat thrown between his eyes.

Skelton – X-Rated 🩻
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #xray #blackwhite #picture #portrait #captures #inside

Skelton receives his portrait in the mail, which is actually an X-Ray. He feels it captures who he is inside.

Skelton – Existential Crisis 🍀
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #existentialcrisis #universe #dream #stpatricksday #irish #green #luck

Skelton recounts his dream about finding a giant four leaf clover in a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. He doesn't know if the universe is taunting him or trying to help him.

Skelton – Makin’ Bacon
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #fry #frying #bacon #face #ppe #eye #stovetop

Skelton at his stovetop, wears head to toe PPE to protect himself from bacon splatter, but winds up with bacon in his eyes.

Skelton – News Flash
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #car #drive #driving #light #dashlight #blinker #death #die #wereallgonnadie

Skelton doesn't recognize the turn signal on his car's console and thinks the blinking light is an indicator of a serious problem, which will result in death.

Skelton – Get Out the Popcorn!
#skelton #notfail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #popcorn #bowl #popcornbowl #armsreach

Skelton – Heartless
#skelton #fail #comics #webcomic #comicstrip #skeleton #valentine #valentinesday #grocery #ex #organ #morgan #youcompleteme

Skelton runs into his ex at the grocery store, named Morgan. His ex is walking viscera, pushing a shopping cart.

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