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Oh! Water Lovely War

@Undefined
They've been watching too many 1960s Gerry Anderson shows.
#Thunderbirds
#CaptainScarlet
#Stingray

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🇺🇦😎 Russia thought it could just shell us, kill us, and demand something in the language of ultimatums. But we are capable of eliminating the threat where it is needed, — Yermak

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Arthur is the couch boy today!!

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Time to say goodbye to the fourth doctor. #DoctorWho

Photo of my TV with the Doctor Who episode title “Logopolis”.

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Once again Scottish Twitter is undefeated.

merlingreyiii: love him or hate him this is the President of the most powerful nation in the world. It pisses me off to hear some [blah blah blah a bunch of whiny Nazi pro-trumper bullshit]

liffyd: We call him a cunt in Scotland.

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While high on ecstasy in the early 2000s, me and a mate broke into the local music venue and removed all of the posters from the wall and placed them in a nice neat pile in the counter. Rock and Roll

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Hmm, aurora forecast for tonight,. #aurora

Aurora forecast showing lots of aurora activity particularly over all of Canada

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I eagerly await the G4 class geomagnetic storm to destroy all technology, taking us immediately back to the stone age. Henceforth, I claim the name Chaka.

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Fauler Sonntag.

#CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #catstodon

Graue Katze liegt auf schwarzer Katze beide schlafen

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‘Combined Classics’ - my cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

Title: Combined Classics: get those notable novels ticked off more quickly!

Image: a line of four books

1. 'Remains of the Day of the Triffids' by Ishiguro and Wyndham

2. 'Greats: Gatsby, Expectations, Glass Elevator' by Fitzgerald, Dickens and Dahl

3. 'Watership Down and Out in Paris and London' by Adams and Orwell

4. War, Peace, Pride, Prejudice, Crime and Punishment by Tolstoy, Austen and Dostoevsky

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Root Shell on Credit Card Terminal

https://stefan-gloor.ch/yomani-hack

#security #infosec

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Cat is charging, please wait
#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

A fluffy orange cat is sleeping with its head resting on its paws, lying on a couch. A charging cable is partially visible under the cat

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I appreciate all of the douche bags out there driving Cyber Trucks. Makes it easier to know who they are.

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Multitasking is a lie.
Singletasking is a lie.
Tasking is a lie.

#adhd #meme #adhdmeme #adhs #reading

The image depicts a street scene with three individuals. In the foreground, a man wearing a blue plaid shirt is labeled "My brain." He is positioned between two women, one in a red dress and the other in a light blue top. The woman in the red dress is labeled "getting distracted by the fact that I'm reading," while the woman in the light blue top is labeled "reading." The man appears to be looking at the woman in the light blue top, suggesting a distraction from reading. The background shows a busy street with buildings and other pedestrians, indicating a public setting. The text labels humorously illustrate the concept of being distracted by the act of reading itself.

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NEWSFLASH: At least 41 Russian aircraft are burning after a covert Ukrainian #drone strike deep inside #Russia.

The attack, planned over 18 months by Ukraine's Security Service, hit four airfields and targeted Russia’s strategic aviation used to bomb Ukrainian cities.

https://www.counteroffensive.news/p/newsflash-russian-airfields-burning

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This should be on TV every day, possibly multiple times per day…. #AI

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Disturbing presence / Presencia Inquietante (1959)
https://www.remediosvaro.art/paintings/presencia-inquietante

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