Man, the Battle Bridge was such a cool concept in TNG, like when they went there, you knew shit was getting real #StarTrek

気温が下がり続ける朝。
今朝の1枚：むっ、なんだよ…。
#nkchk #cats #猫

@Thomas
Turning the bullshit up to eleven.

From Variety: every word makes the sentence worse

Sidney Sime (British,1865–1941) - Wild Beast Wood

#Art #Painting

The Web Planet first aired 61 years ago OTD in 1965. The 1st Doctor and his companions visit Vortis, where the Menoptra & the ant-like Zarbi are in conflict. Ambitious for its time, it's not aged well, but remarkably the average viewing figures then were 13.5 million! #DoctorWho

@tusk81
That's because you literally VOTED for and ELECTED a (very obvious and) *KNOWN* Russian agent as your leader, you fucking twats.
#NoShitSherlock
#ThoseFunnyAmericans

prime directive rules about sex

“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”

He moseyed over, dragging a lawn chair behind him. Unfolding it, he settled in with a contented sigh. He pulled a cigarette out of a crumpled pack and lit it, taking a long, slow drag. Exhaling a stream of blue smoke, the eleventh ant muttered under his breath, “Fuck your rules.”

you’d think she’d look happier

“Your grandmother worked very hard on it. Just one more, then you can take it off and go play with your friends.”

wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this

“You’re my only friend, Mr. Snowball.”
“I’m not your friend, Dan.”

“NOT ONE WORD, KATHLEEN.”

snow is innocent

Barry kept himself in shape for work by spending three days a week at the gym and one at the bowling alley.

Norwegian death metal band The Udder Ones new album 𝘔𝘰𝘰𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 drops next Friday, featuring the single “Pasture Prime.”

the theater is screening DOS Boot