Satan

Lord of Hell. The Devil in the darkness.

I Ramble, and I spout wisdoms and nonsense.

I'm going to repost writing stuff and other crap. Probably loads of political shite.

Enemy of the people, happily.

Satan boosted:
Flafla
2025-07-07
Joke about the Apple company not using Windows
2025-07-07

Haven't these humans been through enough?

Texas flooding kills 91 people; White House confirms Trump will visit state
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Ravensrod ๐Ÿซ– ๐Ÿฐravensrod@mstdn.social
2025-07-07
2025-07-03

You should be more Luigi. I know lots of you have a problem with death, but they'd have no issues with you dying.

Be more Luigi. It scares them

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CatSalad๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿฅ— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-02

The sign is lying, just focus on how cute (and hungry) I am! :ablobcatblink:

Photo of a cute cat laying on its back in a sea lion type of position or maybe a croissant. A sign nearby says:
The Cat Has 
Been Fed.
Don't Fall 
For Her 
Bullshit.
2025-07-02

@ShredderFeeder

I've pushed a word before to get the dictionary up.

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Democracy Dies in DumbassShredderFeeder@shredderfood.com
2025-07-02

I just doubletapped a picture in a book to zoom in....

In a book... like a paper book...

2025-07-02

It's always worth considering how you reached your destination.

I'll slate Labour when I think they are wrong, but the Tories drove the car off the cliff. It's worth remembering that.

Oh, and if you think reform is the answer, you're a twat. Congrats.

๐Ÿ˜˜

2025-07-02

@424dfd7d14ce48e3881f7b49793b14

All my short stories can be very random like that. I post them for free, rather than selling like the novellas/novel because it gives me the freedom to experiment and be a little 'out there' at times.

My writing has improved since those tales, but I hope the 'out there' is still around because I like shit like this.

2025-07-02

Blimey. Someone bought one of my books.

Are you feeling well?

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Happy cull the disabled* day.

*Newly disabled, until we change our minds once the bill has passed (see transitional payment protection getting "eroded" over time, for example.

2025-07-01

Trump means farts.

The new perfume is aptly named.

2025-07-01

Happy cull the disabled* day.

*Newly disabled, until we change our minds once the bill has passed (see transitional payment protection getting "eroded" over time, for example.

Satan boosted:

Got drunk; bought a Steamdeck. What a great bit of kit.

It's not often that I've been drunk and bought something that I didn't regret, but hey, fair play steam.

2025-06-30

@424dfd7d14ce48e3881f7b49793b14
Thank you for taking the time to read and comment. All the story collections are on my website. You can get a copy of 'A Memoir of Madness' for free
leewilson.uk/a-memoir-of-madne

2025-06-29

You should try not blowing each other up. You've never tried that, it might lead to something interesting.

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