Yu Tsukanome has now surpassed Osaze De Rosario for goals across all competitions for Tacoma. #mslnp #tacoma #tacomadefiance VCFC 1 - 2 TAC

@mfarrar I saw about the Roastery too

I'm having a Mandela effect moment... Now, I know that at one point #Hardbite chips put the #Cascadian flag on their chip bags. I can even find some photos of it. But if you go to the Hardbite website, or any of their social media, there is NO evidence of it whatsoever -- only a Canadian flag, or none.

It's like it's been unpersoned, deleted from history.

I'd love to know why though.

#cascadia #doug

Normally you can enter the building lobbies and only have to badge to enter (and uh, exit) the interior office spaces.

So get this... Because it's #MayDay, and there might be.... #PROTESTS (skeery), all the #Amazon #office #buildings in #Seattle are today in semi-#lockdown badge-to-enter mode, normally only done after hours.

(if you don't want angry protesters at your door, maybe don't do things protesters will be angry about? idk)

BTW: Celina 52 Truck Stop #facebook page is a delight (aside from being on facebook) #celina #truck

@literalgrill isn't the suicide hotline a private nonprofit?

my god why are americans stupid

#bdp #krs #king

@godpod

"Oh, Santa Claus!
Oh, Santa Claus!
He breaks lots of laws!
He trespasses!
He breaks and enters!
He travels all around the world without a valid passport!"

-- Wild Man Fischer, "I'm A Christmas Tree"

#santa #demento #doctordemento #noveltysong

things #ecs stole directly from #millwall:

* millwall till i die
* no one likes us, we don't care
* "let him die"

come at me bro

#Wordle 1,408 4/6

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GEORGI GOOOOOOOAL #tacvstl #tacomadefiance #mlsnextpro Tacoma 4 - 0 STL2 #sounders

Once more #musovski shows the value of being in the right place. An underrated factor. #sounders #colvsea #fedifoot #moose

#tesla #elon #musk #seattle #slu #protest

@KimPerales I'm sure it's going to be called the
Ensuring
National
American
Business
Legitimacy
Everywhere ACT

#enablingact

One of the leading candidates to replace #PopeFrancis is a guy named Pierbattista Pizzaballa.

Please please please make this happen. I want to see Pope Pizza!

#pope #pizza #catholic #vatican

#lafc Hollingshead (i thought) AND Cherundolo both shown red! Which would be far more awesome if they weren't losing to #Portscum

#fedifoot #cascadia

So how was that not a penalty frfr #reignfc #seattlereign #seavpor #nwsl

See? Sometimes "just fucking shoot it" really does work! SEA 1 - 0 POR 5' #reignfc #fedifoot #makeitreign #seattlereign

when your boss comes to ask you for a quick rundown of your analysis right when you're halfway through your can of Monster so you rattle off details at top speed and you sound like a fuckin mad genius