Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.

Thomas Goodwin is a seasoned Personal Development Coach with a witty style. His unique approach, based on two decades of experience and fortified by a master's degree and Master Coach certification, merges traditional coaching techniques with personalized strategies. Praised for his insightful guidance, problem-solving prowess, and humor, Thomas consistently helps clients unlock their potential, overcome fears, change habits, and set new goals. His aim is to leave each client inspired and armed

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-09-01

@NotImpressed@mas.to @palestine
If you look at history you'll find that Israel invented modern terrorism with ZIP guns, hanging soldiers in olive trees, improvised explosives, etc. Since the 1940's, Israel has modernized their terrorism, people still die, but it's quick and easy now using free American weapons.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S. boosted:
2025-09-01
In Jr. High I took band. The teacher was upset when I wouldn't say the pledge of allegiance.

He made a heartfelt speech about his visit to East Germany (which used to be a thing) and how sad and oppressive it was on that side of the wall, how they lacked the freedoms that I took for granted.

I asked him, "On what side of that wall do you think they're more likely to force children to pledge their allegiance?"

And that is the story of why I don't know how to play the clarinet.

-- Keith Lowell Jenson
@KeithLowell

Pic of stand-up comedian by Jonah Hopton
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-09-01

@jeffowski That was then, this is now. The old rules, however good or correct, simply don't apply to dunces.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-09-01

JD Vance is a non-practicing "converted Catholic." He seems to have adopted a new faith that serves his ambitions: political Voodoo. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the next president of the U.S.!

Vice President JD Vance in the oval office, holding a voodoo doll of Donald Trump full of golden stick pins.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-08-19

Discover 6 hilariously practical ways to grow without losing your sanity. No green smoothies or 5 AM wake ups required – just honest advice for humans who occasionally eat cereal for dinner and consider finding their keys a cardio workout.

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a cluttered home office desk shot from above, featuring an open laptop, scattered self-help books with sticky notes, a half-empty coffee mug, a small succulent plant (slightly wilted), reading glasses, a smartphone showing multiple productivity apps, a traditional paper planner with messy handwriting, and a houseplant in the corner.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-08-06

@godpod If you can't beat 'em, cheat. It's the new American Way, or maybe it was always the American Way.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-08-06

@godpod Or you just won your 6th golf championship

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-08-06

I just published The Dark Truth About Child Sleep That No One Tells You. Your kid treats sleep like a personal vendetta? Welcome to the club of zombie parents who’ve tried cry-it-out cults, midnight interpretive dance, and negotiating with tiny dictators. Spoiler: coffee helps. Dark humor & real survival tips inside.

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Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

Impulsive moron, no doubt about it. And hateful.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

Discover why your teen's "crazy" behavior might actually be good news. A witty, practical guide to surviving adolescence without losing your mind (or theirs).

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A photojournalistic style image showing a parent and teenager sitting on opposite ends of a couch, both looking at their phones, with a messy living room in the background. The lighting is natural, coming through a nearby window, capturing a candid moment that represents the emotional distance yet physical closeness of modern parent-teen relationships. The image should have a slightly grainy, authentic feel, as if captured by a documentary photographer.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

Nietzsche warned God was dead, and we have killed him. The 20th century drowned Him in blood. Now, Trump and his cronies dance on the grave, selling fear and calling it faith. The divine is dead – long live the demagogues.

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A shattered stained-glass window depicting a faceless deity, blood dripping from the cracks, with shadowy figures in suits picking up the shards like weapons. In the background, a tiny, golden Trump tower gleams.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@br00t4c I keep thinking about this "birthday book" the DOJ is so careful with. What secrets made it worth hiding, worth editing? There’s always more beneath the surface when the government clutches something this tight. The real story is tucked between the redactions.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S. boosted:
2025-07-28
shadetreader

I'm going to keep saying this until it sinks in: telling people
they can have food so you can shoot them is no different
from telling people they can have a shower so you can gas
them.
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

thinking is hard, it hurts our widdle bwains.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

It's not really her desk, it's a corner in a closed office break room that hasn't been cleaned in 30 years.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

What tumbles out of that mouth isn’t a replay of memory—it’s a botched performance art piece starring ignorance, rehearsed with all the finesse of a sledgehammer on a fine china set.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

Burning bridges while still standing on them - the Republican way,

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

Stop giving Trump and his "staff" new ideas to try out.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod

As the saying goes: What Trump says; what Trump does; and what Trump says he does is three different things.

Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.tgoodwin
2025-07-28

@godpod
I gave that a whirl once, turns out, it’s the fastest ticket to a schedule more chaotic than a toddler on espresso. Never again. Some things aren’t just bad ideas; they’re full-contact self-sabotage.

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