Unicorn Jen

Riding shotgun with a dog who thinks he owns a semi truck 🐾 | Fluent in side-eye and snacks | Bark first, apologize never

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Utah
Truck driver
Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-14

Just because you don’t vibe with my mindset doesn’t make it wrong — it just means you’re not on my frequency 💁‍♀️💫 Not everyone’s meant to understand magic, darling ✨💋

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-11

Oh, honey, life’s not just interesting—it’s a sassy, glitter-bombed circus of pure chaos! 🎡💅 One second you’re out here thriving, the next you’re throwing shade at the universe like, “Oh, this is the plot twist?!” 😆🙄 Strap in, ‘cause this cosmic rollercoaster’s dishing drama, sparkle, and all the vibes! ✨😎

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-11

Oh, darlin’, let’s get extra technical: this whole dang planet’s on loan from the Almighty Landlord, and we’re just crashin’ here like some cosmic Airbnb guests! 😇 So, sashay through life with some holy swagger, ‘cause this divine penthouse ain’t ours forever, boo! 💅✨

✨😎

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

Alright, y’all, this sassy truck-drivin’ diva’s wishin’ you a blessed night! 😎🙏 Gotta catch some Z’s so I can haul this rig to Colorado tomorrow, burnin’ rubber and breakin’ hearts! 🚚🔥 Don’t be jealous of my glamorous life in the fast lane—yawnin’ at weigh stations and flirtin’ with the open road! 😏💨 Stay spicy, or I’ll leave ya in my dust! 🌟😜

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

Darlin’, I’m single as a lonesome highway ‘cause I cherish my solitude and keepin’ folks outta my business! 🚚😎 This truck-drivin’, heart-on-fire gal don’t need no one crowdin’ my cab or messin’ with my vibe! 💪🔥 If you think you can roll with me, bring some spice or stay in the slow lane! 😏💨 Yee-haw, I’m livin’ free and lovin’ it! 🇺🇸🎉

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

✨PSA✨ for the confused: Peaceful protests are not illegal. 😇
You know what is illegal? 👉 Looting, vandalism, and setting stuff on fire like you’re in a Fast & Furious audition. 💥🔥

Screaming with a sign = ✨constitutional right✨
Smashing windows = 👮‍♂️ “You have the right to remain silent…”

Let’s not get it twisted: Standing up for something ≠ burning it down 🧠💁‍♀️
So next time someone says “protests are illegal” — hand them a copy of the First Amendment… and maybe a clue 🧾📚💅

✊📣

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

I don’t care what anyone thinks — I ain’t backing down.
Not now. Not ever. 💅🇺🇸

While folks are busy flapping their lips in comfort,
some of us are out here hauling truth and standing up for what’s right. 🛻📢

You don’t like it? Cool.
My truck runs just fine without your approval. 😘✌️

🛣️🔥🗽

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

Dear America 🇺🇸 —
Protect the Constitution like it’s your last slice of pizza 🍕💅
With every breath you’ve got — not just when it’s convenient. 😏📜

You can’t wave the flag and ignore what it stands for.
Freedom? Justice? Equal rights? Remember those? 🧐🗽⚖️

If you’re gonna shout “Patriot!” — make sure you’re actually defending the whole Constitution, not just the parts you like. 🎯👀

Speak up. Show up. Stand firm.
Democracy isn’t a spectator sport, babe. 💪🏾🔥

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

The Constitution isn’t a buffet. 📜💅
You don’t get to pick your favorite rights and ignore the rest. 🇺🇸👀
Protect it ALL — or don’t call yourself a patriot. 💥🗽



Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-09

The Constitution isn’t just a dusty document, babe —
it’s the receipts for freedom, rights, and accountability. 🧾🇺🇸💥

Some folks love to quote it… until it applies to someone they don’t like.
Funny how that works, huh? 😏📜👀

But real patriots don’t cherry-pick justice.
We stand for all of it — even when it’s uncomfortable. Especially then. 💅⚖️🔥

So yeah, I’m proud to defend it. Loudly. Fiercely. Unapologetically.
Because equality isn’t optional. And silence? That’s not in the fine print. 🎤💥🗽

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2025-06-06

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2025-06-06

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Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-06

I flirt like a pro on social media—droppin’ fire emojis and main character vibes all day 💅🔥
But catch me one-on-one? Suddenly I’m shy, awkward, and mentally planning my escape 🫣🚪

Hi, I’m Jen. Bold online, terrified of rejection offline 😩💘
One “hey” and I’m overthinking like it’s a final exam 😵‍💫📱
I’m not ignoring you—I’m just panicking in style 💋😅

Slide in my DMs… I might leave you on read, but trust, I’m probably already naming our future dog 🐶❤️‍🔥


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2025-06-06

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Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-06

When my glad hands wear out, I always ask for new rubbers…
Safety first, baby! 😎🚛💨
😏🛠️😂

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2025-06-06

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Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-06

Alright y’all, enjoy your day! I think I’ma hop off here before my sarcasm gets a DOT violation 😅🤔🚛 But don’t forget me — I’m like a left lane slowpoke… hard to ignore and impossible to pass 💅💨 Happy Friday, stay fabulous and fueled up! 😂💁‍♀️⛽

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-06

Just when I thought I was ready to rock ‘n’ roll 🎸💃… I check my tire like a responsible truck drivin’ queen 🚛👑 — and BOOM 💥 my valve said ‘not today, ma’am.’ 🤦‍♀️💨 Had to shove a dang key in there just to trap the air like I’m MacGyver with a CDL 🔧🔑💁‍♀️ Rolled into Love’s like, ‘Fix it, before I fix my attitude 😤❤️‍🔥’ 😂👊

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-05

I miss the days when folks could speak their minds without gettin’ torn down for it.
Back when we could disagree and still shake hands.
Seems like respect went outta style… and that’s a real shame. 🤠💔

Unicorn Jenunicorntrucker
2025-06-05

Good mornin’, y’all! 🌞💥 It’s ya favorite big rig wrangler hittin’ the blacktop again! 🚛💨 Time to roll on outta Kentucky, wind through them wild hills of West Virginia, kiss Virginia’s sweet roads, and slide on down to the Carolinas! 🗺️❤️‍🔥

I got diesel dreams, a full tank of sass, and a playlist full of country bangers! 🎶🤠 Y’all better scoot, ‘cause this highway honey is haulin’ more attitude than a rooster in a henhouse! 🐔💅

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