unixjunk1e 🌵

Lover of society, arts, & the internet at large.

Social Media Motivational Barker (SMMB)

⦕See you around space cowboy⦖
⦕𐑕𐑰 𐑿 𐑼𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑕𐑐𐑱𐑕 𐑒𐑬𐑚𐑶⦖

Content Warning : I have a dark humor

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Detective Finicetsvu
2025-06-03
Kids are callin' it Fairy Fist. He set a dumpster on fire behind a McDonald's and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' flax seeds.
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2025-06-02

Wie aus einem Platz für Autos ein Platz für Menschen wird, zeigt Paris: Place de la Catalogne 🌳💚🌳 #Verkehrswende #StädteFürMenschen

Vorher/Nachher-Bild aus Paris Oben: Großer Kreisverkehr ohne Bepflanzung Unten: Kreisverkehr ist aufgelöst, Ein Teil ist autofrei, die Mitte wurde großflächig bepflanzt
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2025-06-02

One way or the other.

Two contradictory one-way signs point in opposite directions against a backdrop of trees and a gray fence, creating a confusing and humorous scene.
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🚨 Public Service Announcement to everyone going to attend #Pride events:

🚫 DO NOT randomly #hug strangers at Pride (or anywhere) unless you have explicit #consent. No matter how "well" you mean it.

While you may have luck and the hug ends up well and wholesome, it is SUPER #AWKWARD when it happens to people who don’t want it. Some people are repulsed by any kind of #touch and feel 😨 distressed by it. Remember that.

⚠️ No consent = no hug! ⚠️

Thank you for coming to my TEDx talk.

#PSA

2025-06-02

As the US halts student visas, global universities roll out the welcome mat

During a critical period in the international student application process, the Trump administration has targeted foreign students and paused all new student visa interviews. Universities across Europe and Asia are taking action to attract new students.

#education #highered

csmonitor.com/USA/Education/20?

2025-06-02

⦕See you around space cowboy⦖

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Natasha Jay (she/her) 🇪🇺Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-06-02

I finally found a plumber that works around the clock

A photograph of a clock on a wall. A copper plumbing pipe descends vertically, but is curved by whoever installed it to curve around the clock
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2025-06-02

I have now multiplied the impact of this message by 5x. Pray I do not multiply it any further.

An envelope with the words “use this sticker to multiply your impact!” Printed on it, with an arrow pointing to a removable white on orange “5X” sticker above it.
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nixCraft 🐧nixCraft
2025-06-02

lost packet form 😉

An image of lost packet form. It shows An RFC 791 "Internet Protocol Datagram" diagram with fill-in-the-blanks for header fields like Source, Destination, Version, Type of Service, Precedence, Fragmentation, Protocol, Length, and Time to Live.
2025-06-02

Don't listen to Yale professors.

- Sigourney Weaver

#MovieCharactersGraduationAdvice

#HashtagGames

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2025-06-02

Life is pain. You just get used to it.

#MovieCharactersGraduationAdvice
#HashtagGames

Charlie Baltimore looks motherfuckerly over the scope of a rifle she's pointing toward the viewer. Geena Davis in The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
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2001: A Spaced-Out Odyssey (24)2001x24@frames.social
2025-06-02

Frame 125,663 of 207,800

2025-06-02

Henry VIII was a Catherineoholic, or a Catholic for short

2025-06-02

"The United Britain of Great Kingdom"

2025-06-02

Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back

youtube.com/watch?v=KqcOR6x8PTo

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2025-06-02

Dr. What

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2025-06-02

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Server: https://mastodon.social
Version: 2025.04
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