#3amthought

Michelle-TessiahTesseks
2025-09-24

If "sub" as in "sub sandwich" means submarine.

What the fuck does the "sub" in "submachine gun" mean?

Edit: nm.

Sub sandwich should imply that they are much less powerful that a regular sandwich lol

Michelle-TessiahTesseks
2024-04-26

"Wish I had someone to sleep with right now. I'm so single :'("

Me (when I'm actually sleeping with someone): "This uncomfortable as shit. Wish they stopped snoring and weren't sleeping on my hair GAWD
>:( "

Can't sleep >.<

Michelle-TessiahTesseks
2023-12-25

The urge to shave an eyebrow and replace it with a tattooed one is so so high.

... just the one tho, ya know to fuck with people.

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