🤡 Breaking news: ground-breaking discovery reveals CEOs are chosen by spinning a wheel of bias! 🎡 90 pages of academic jargon later, you're still wondering if this was a deep dive into corporate governance or a guide to picking your next reality show host. 📄💤
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5270031 #BreakingNews #CEOSelection #CorporateGovernance #AcademicJargon #RealityShow #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah, the noble quest to explain "undecidable" to the masses, because who *doesn't* crave a late-night deep dive into computational theory between Netflix episodes? 🙄 Somehow, this riveting exposé manages to blend the thrill of academic jargon with the charm of a tax seminar. 🎉
https://buttondown.com/hillelwayne/archive/what-does-undecidable-mean-anyway/ #undecidable #computationaltheory #late-nightreads #academicjargon #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

💡🎉 "Expert" Marcus Geelnard graces us with a ✨riveting✨ analysis of #SIMD #ISAs, uncovering three earth-shattering #flaws that will surely revolutionize...absolutely nothing. 🤦‍♂️ Prepare yourself for a wild ride through academic jargon and #taxonomy galore, because who doesn't love a good taxonomy party? 🎈📊
https://www.bitsnbites.eu/three-fundamental-flaws-of-simd/ #ExpertAnalysis #HackerNews #AcademicJargon #HackerNews #ngated

In today's edition of "Let's Overthink Everything," scientists have embarked on the pressing question of whether we should say "please" and "thank you" to our robot overlords 🤖. In case you were wondering, the future of #AI might just hinge on a polite email. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the paper is buried under a heap of academic jargon bigger than a black hole. 🌌
https://arxiv.org/abs/2402.14531 #Etiquette #RobotOverlords #Politeness #AcademicJargon #FutureOfAI #HackerNews #ngated

History News Network thinks they're the first to put current events into a historical lens, as if no one ever considered that before. 🙄 Subscribe for "new perspectives" that are just #rehashed old ones with a fresh coat of academic jargon. 🎹⚔️
https://www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/blood-on-the-keyboard #HistoryNews #Perspectives #AcademicJargon #CurrentEvents #FreshTake #HackerNews #ngated