#AtOnePoint, #Things got #SoBad that #MattHancock had to #PutUp a #PinUp of #CelebritySexKitten, #ChrisBryant "MP" to #Conceal the #Photograph of #ThePub his #BestMate ran; #TheOne that he gave a #Contract for #PPE to via his #SpecialWhatsAppGroup...
#IT was all #VeryUnseemly...
#MattHancock had to #Borrow #DiedreBarlow's #BubblePerm just to #Distract from #IT... | #AllPermsMatter
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