#Apostrophes

La Gay Lifelagaylife
2025-05-04
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-16

#How're #Things at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual... | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated; but, the #AngryIncels #Still can't #FigureOut how #Apostrophes #Work...

#That must #Suck for "they/them"...

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#LetsPlay: #SquirrelsOnline...!#Meanwhile... 

The #CuntardAlumni at #TheSyzitoInstituteForTheTerminallyIneffectual are #StillIlliterate... 

But, #That's #OK; #NoOneCares...The #AngryIncels #Still can't #FigureOut how #Apostrophes #Work... 

#StillTrue™️
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-12

#GoodLuck with "they/them" #Apostrophes...

"You shouldn't write if you can't write."

And,

"#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome™️"

My #CrazyGayUncle (1899 - 1961)

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The #JoySparking "Business" isn't #GoingSoWell...

And, #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt... 

#StillTrue™️
PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2025-04-04

#QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

"... if you're lucky..."

#FeelingLucky with #Apostrophes...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

And, #TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...

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#CuntagionWarning:

And, #DenizOpal / #DenizHuseyin #Still didn't #Invent: #HowToBeACunt... 

#StillTrue™️
Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag:SimonCHulse@mastodon.nz
2025-02-05

Some road signs that lack #apostrophes can be unclear what they mean 😉

I feel like it should have one…? The “work” #grammatically speaking owns its end, does it not?

Otherwise it’s just a statement about work ending in general, not this work in particular.

Road works sign that says “works end” without an apostrophe before or after the “s”.
joe•iuculano :mastodon:iuculano@masto.ai
2025-01-19

The importance of Apostrophes

#Apostrophes #Trump #Obama

Image courtesy of: #RichardAngwin

Split screen of Obama on the left and Trump on the right

Heading above Obama: 
"When you know your shit"

Heading above Trump: 
"When you know you're shit"

Walmart.

I am asking anyone and everyone that sees this post to share it far and wide.  I have winced while walking under this sign in too many Walmart stores for too long. Let’s get this fixed and save the apostrophe.

Dear #Walmart,

For the love of god, please fix these signs in your stores. “Boy’s” indicates the department belongs to one boy.

The boys’ department should be shown as “Boys’”.

This makes your store chain look stupid, and it’s not a good look.

#apostrophes #grammar #walmart

Mari Lynch Fine Wordworkingmarilynch@mindly.social
2024-11-02

A transcript prepared by the official White House stenographers referred to “supporters” (no apostrophe).

The transcript released by the White House press office added an apostrophe, making it “supporter’s."

npr.org/2024/11/01/nx-s1-51750

#apostrophes #transcription #typer #proofer #typist #proofreader #stenographer #edit #accuracy #errors

2024-10-22

I'm in punctuation hell today, editing a story that in part compares the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Farmers' Almanac.

That's how the two names have been punctuated for more than 200 years.

Here's the real conundrum: "These are the two leading f_____ almanacs."

#punctuation #apostrophes #amediting

2024-08-02

"McMillan, who last year translated all of Rossini’s The Barber of Seville into Yorkshire for an opera production, is relaxed about the mistake"

theguardian.com/uk-news/articl

#Language #Dialect #Apostrophes #Yorkshire

2024-06-05

North Yorkshire Council retains its #apostrophes on road signs. bbc.com/news/articles/cn0r04g2 #BobbyTables

Laurent Espitallier (ancien)frenchhope@mastouille.fr
2024-05-08

Colonel Farès sur X : "Le plus bel hommage à Bernard Pivot et Apostrophes Son petit-fils Franck Pivot & le légendaire académicien over désabusé Bob Toison 💗 C'est over grand, domaine, vraiment, du génie là… 🔥 📺 La Télé des Inconnus - Apostrofes (1991 Antenne 2) t.co/oiGfsPcNBZ" / X twitter.com/LeColonelFares1/st #humour #les_inconnus #bernard_pivot #apostrophes #1st_revue #2nd_frm

Queen of TeacupsJMacfie@mastodon.scot
2024-05-07
Christophe Neffcneff@sciences.re
2024-05-06

Mort de #BernardPivot, journaliste et créateur d’« #Apostrophes »
La célèbre émission littéraire, qu’il anima de 1975 à 1990 sur Antenne 2, était devenue le rendez-vous incontournable des auteurs et du monde de l’édition. L’ex-président de l’#AcadémieGoncourt avait, en plus des livres, deux passions : le vin et le football. Bernard Pivot est mort lundi à Neuilly-sur-Seine, à l’âge de 89 ans. #LeMonde.fr #ChristineRousseau
lemonde.fr/disparitions/articl

2024-05-05

first no next step total collapse

screen shot of BBC news 
"North Yorkshire council to phase out apostrophe use on street signs"screen shot of BBC news 
"North Yorkshire council to phase out apostrophe use on street signs"

comment "If you start losing things like that then everything goes downhill doesn't it?"
2024-03-27

@msbellows
I recently switched to Simple Keyboard by Raimondas Rimkus and I like it. It offers no corrections or suggestions, but #apostrophes and other #symbols are immediately available with a long press. It also has a button to switch to #GBoard or #voice.I initially had to make a lot of corrections, but my accuracy has improved a lot. #Android #keyboard

PSiReN-X :verified_paw:​PSiReN@psiren.eu
2024-02-18

#SpaceKarenX is #TheProduct of:

#OtherPeople’s #HardWork;
#OtherPeople’s #Ingenuity;
#OtherPeople’s #Inspiration;
#Apostrophes; and,
#Parents that “owned” an #EmeraldMine during #Apartheid

What a #Genius...?! | #NotAGenius

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