#Tangentially; from #TheKingOfTheTangents...

You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️

And, we're #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...

Except, maybe, #SpaceKarenX...

#AsYouWere... #IT's another #FancyHatFurzday soon... #Soonish™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteSunny; but, there is #AlsoRain in #TheOutside and we're #AllUpdaticated, and #TheOmen is #Still... #SuperCool...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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ATTENTION: THE SUN IS OUT I REPEAT THE SUN IS OUT (still only 11°C, but hey) #AsYouWere

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #Biscuits and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteSunny in #TheOutside and we're #AllUpdaticated, and #TheOmen is #Still... #SuperCool...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPizzaForBrunchDayNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #OnTheHunt for #MoreBluebells...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #MostlySunny in #TheOutside and the #PrideOrange #WarMachine retains #IT's #StartStopTechnology; because, #IT #WorksJustFine...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is having a #Shower before #SupperTime; because, he's a #VeryGrubbyBoy...

#IT gives me #JustEnoughTime to #CatchUp with #Belial and #AllHisNonsense...

#AsYouWere... #NothingToSeeHere... #MoveAlong...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #FancyHats...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn... #BewareTheWidgets...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has had a #GoodNight; he's got #Lots of #NewToys to #Play with......

With #TheRightStaff™️ and a #FancyHat...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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Personal opinion: I hate voicemail! #AsYouWere

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #DontPanic, #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #BusyBusyBusy; he's got a #NewRide...

With #TheRightStaff™️...

But, #DontForget... #KittensAreStoopid...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSpringTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy won't have to go #TooFarFromHome for some #BluebellHunting...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #SuchAGoodBoy; he shall #Receive #ManyKisses; because he #LikesThem... And, #Treats...

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillRaining in #TheOutside; but, that's #OK...

There's #Still #StuffToDo in #DiabloIVWorld; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #ReallyLookingForward to #IT... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMotheringSundayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #BritishSummerTime; because, #TimeIsAFactor... #AmongManyFactors...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Borrowed the #PrideOrange #WarMachine to #Visit #HisMother who #Happens to have a #Number of #MobilityIssues...

She's #QuiteLocal and they're going to have a #NiceLunch... #Together...

He'll be #BackLater and will #Receive #ManyKisses; because he #LikesThem...

My #RomanCatholicMother is #Still in #Sevilla where #SheLives just #Between the #Cathedral; #LaGiralda and #PlazaNueva...

We'll be #VisitingHer... #Later...

#CarryOn... #AsYouWere...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer, which is what #MyLittleBigBuddy is doing #Down in #TheShed... With some of #TheHammers...

#Inspired by the #SemiGothicHorror of #AnneRice; #CaptainRedBeanBear is #Preparing for an #InterviewWithAChicken...

#Allegedly... #TheChickenKyivs come from #HealthierHappierChickens®️, which we will #TryToVerify...

#SoFar, #TheChickenKyivs are #Proving to be #Uncooperative because they're #QuiteDead...

#Meanwhile, I'm making a #Crumble... #IT's got #Pears in #IT, and #Raspberries...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn and #Enjoy #TheMaking of #PearAndRaspberryCrumble...

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#NowPlaying: #LiarLiar

#AsYouWere | #NothingToSeeHere...

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#Avicii Liar Liar (Avicii By Avicii)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otnvw7VKGo4

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNibblyNutsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... With #NibblyNuts...

#MyLittleBigBuddy was getting a #LittleFrustrated with #HittingThingsWithHammers #Today; #So... I #TookHimOut for some #YompingAndStomping in #AshdownForest...

He's a #MuchHappier #LittleBigBuddyNow...

And, I got to #Munch on some #NibblyNuts; they're #VeryNibbly...

#NowPlaying: #LiarLiar

#AsYouWere | #NothingToSeeHere...

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#NotNews24 | #BreakingThingsToDoWithPastryNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but #AllPastryIsGoodPastry...

#TheBFF has been #MakingPasties... With #Pastry... They're #TotallySuitable for #HomeFreezing | #AllPastiesMatter

We thought #YouShouldKnow...

#AsYouWere... #CarryOnCarryingOn...

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So what. At that time I composted all my garden waste, trimmings and debris

Oh. 'COMPOSED'. Sorry #asyouwere

@TheConversationUK
Forster composed most of this novel in a flurry of concentrated activity while the world was emerging, traumatised, from a global influenza pandemic.
https://theconversation.com/a-passage-