As a #singer, I have this inadvertent issue I call “#soprano #brain” in which my brain will magically — and quickly — concoct new lyrics to a known tune based on syllabic stress.
Try this new text to the tune of “Maria” from West Side Story:
#Salad!
I've just had a dinner of salad,
And suddenly I find
My #fiber intake’s fine
For meeeee.
Salad!
Chomp it loud for cruciferous crunching—
Chew it softly for flavorful munching—
Salad . . .
I'll never stop eating
Salaaaaaad!
#sorry 😑




