Just hanging out at #bsidesnola

🚨 NEW TALK SLOT ALERT 🚨
I’m heading to the Big Easy for my very first—BSidesNOLA on May 13t!🎭

I'll be unraveling security theater like it’s a Mardi Gras parade float made of duct tape and forgotten YAML configs in my talk:

🎤 “Containers Won’t Fix Your Code: Unraveling the Elaborate Fabric of Security Theater”

Expect glitter, metaphors, and maybe a rogue container or two trying to unionize.

Let’s bust some myths, question the tools we love too much, and laugh our way through the absurdity of it all. 💥🍤

#BSidesNOLA #SecurityTheater #CyberSecurity https://nolabsides.com/
@sashatheflamingo

Laissez les bon temps flapper! 💃🦩
Guess who’s strutting her feathers all the way to BSidesNOLA on May 13th?
*cough cough*

It's me. Sasha. The fabulous flamingo with opinions on SIEM configs and subpar ACLs.

While @rnbwkat untangles the sequined mess of modern Security Theater in her talk;
“Containers Won’t Fix Your Code: Unraveling the Elaborate Fabric of Security Theater”

I’ll be backstage throwing beignets at anyone who says “we fixed it with Kubernetes.” 🍩💻

#neworleans get ready. I pack light, dance hard, and debug faster than your CI pipeline.

#BSidesNOLA #SashaOnTour #cybersecurity