#BadIdeas

2025-06-17

Wait, WHAT!! An Experimental New Dating Site Matches Singles Based on Their Browser Histories - Browser Dating users upload their 5,000 most recent searches, which are turned into a “browsing personality profile" by AI. Yeah, uh-huh… sure. NOPE‼️ #dating #privacy #BadIdeas #ReallyBadIdeas

wired.com/story/an-experimenta

Artair Geal :trek: :bearpride:artair@ohbear.wtf
2025-06-11
2025-06-09

"It's time to update your personal information," the website says, and offers me the chance to change ... my _birthday_.

What a lovely gesture! Who *wouldn't* prefer to be 29 again? Here we go!

#badideas #software #gripes

Kevin Dominik Kortekdkorte@fosstodon.org
2025-06-06

Does anyone else see a problem with Meta's AI classifying sensitive documents? Something like, the AI would need to scan the document?
#AI #badideas
helpnetsecurity.com/2025/06/05

2025-05-23

@farah @quaap there's a 1902 recording on #wikipedia of the #civilwar marching song. Some of the recordings of the #music from the early post #war years are eerily wonderful.

There's a really odd one of a hall full of Confederate veterans doing the Rebel Yell, and I can tell you, it doesn't make a good wake up alarm at all.

#VeryBadIdeas #BadIdeas #Regrets

2025-05-16

So, had an incredibly stupid idea: installing the Mellanox SX6012 into the minirack. Fortunately while it is the proper width, it's long enough to make it an even dumber idea. Still, I'll miss the switch... #homelab #minirack #badideas

A picture of the Mellanox SX6012 12-port 40 GbE switch with half of the ports online.
Kagan MacTane (he/him)kagan@wandering.shop
2025-05-09

It looks like some C-level exec at Soundcloud decided, "Hey, we're making too much money, and our users actually trust us or something. We've got to remedy that situation! Seriously, I want to turn this place into a ghost town, where all our content's been moved elsewhere by its creators."

Seriously, why else would they do this? 🤡

Please boost so creators know to move platforms.

soundcloud.com/terms-of-use

#AI #Soundcloud #BadIdeas #AICrap #AIHype #AIGarbage

Screen cap of Soundcloud's new Terms of Service, with text highlighted: "You explicitly agree that your Content may be used to inform, train, develop or serve as input to artificial intelligence or machine intelligence technologies or services".

The entire text visible reads: By uploading your Content to the Platform, you also grant a limited, worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free, fully paid up, license to other users of the Platform, and to operators and users of any other websites, apps and/or platforms to which your Content has been shared or embedded using the Services ("Linked Services"), to use, copy, listen to offline, repost, transmit or otherwise distribute, publicly display, publicly perform, adapt, prepare derivative works of, compile, make available and otherwise communicate to the public, your Content utilizing the features of the Platform from time to time, and within the parameters set by you using the Services. In the absence of a separate agreement that states otherwise, You explicitly agree that your Content may be used to inform, train, develop or serve as input to artificial intelligence or machine intelligence technologies or services as part of and for providing the services. For the avoidance of doubt, neither SoundCloud nor any third party is allowed to (i) use, copy or

(sorry, yes, the available text ends mid-sentence)
2025-04-29

Every once in a while you're just #vibing, #coding, maybe even doing some #vibecoding...and *record ssscccrrrch*. Youve got this ugly #JSON chunk just ruining your vibes...? Convert it to Vibe JSON!

vibejson.lol

Yeah, one of those #badideas you get while bullshitting with a friend about the current chaos ensuing in our world. And realizing you have something meaningful to contribute!

#dev #react #shittycode #shittywebsites

Vibe coding?? Naaah. Vibe JSON. Screenshot of standard conversion form side by side. Left side is some basic JSON, right side is chaotic broken JSON one might expect from a LLM.
2025-04-17

Bad #DM ideas: magic items with slight misspellings relevant to their function.

Ring of acommodation: Makes a commode (not necessarily functional) appear within 10 feet

Staff of lightening: Makes the surrounding space slightly brighter or reduces the weight of any one object by 2%

Scroll of Adress Discovery: Will guide the party to the nearest seamstress' workshop or women's clothing store

Spell - Make Object Changable: Turns an object into Señor Chang for 5 minutes

Curse of Loosing: Makes clothing saggy, knots come undone

Spell - Inflict Principle Damage: The target realizes at least one of their moral convictions is based on faulty assumptions

Spell - Kill Principle Fighter: The fighter most driven by a moral concept dies

Scroll of Advancing in Que: Instead of moving forward in a line of people, the caster begins to say "¿qué?" with increasing conviction and vocal skill

Spell - Holier Then Thou: Caster first becomes 10% more Celestial, then becomes a doppelgänger of the person they tried to cast this on

#BadIdeas #DnD #5e #BadDM

Some Guy Extraordinairetomstearns@social.coop
2025-04-06

Pretty sure "worry" in the time and context of the original song meant "cheat on one's romantic partner," so Worried Man Blues is about a man who has everything except the exclusive love of his gf/wife.

Logically, then, the woman should sing her "This little light" parts as if sharing her "light" meant sharing her affections and body with other men, gleefully and cheerfully. Lots of flirting. Salaciousness. Spice.

Worried man, merry woman.

#music #greatIdeas #badIdeas #Mashup #blues

2025-04-05

Hmmmm, anyone working with NVMeoF in their homeland?

#Homelab #BadIdeas

2025-04-01

Caffeinated hot cocoa.

#badideas

2025-03-30

I feel that it is a missed opportunity that microsoft chose to called it a 'command prompt' rather than a 'C:\ shell'.

#badideas

2025-03-13
Revealed: How the UK tech secretary uses ChatGPT for policy advice
New Scientist has used freedom of information laws to obtain the ChatGPT records of Peter Kyle, the UK's technology secretary, in what is believed to be a world-first use of such legislation
From https://www.newscientist.com/article/2472068-revealed-how-the-uk-tech-secretary-uses-chatgpt-for-policy-advice/
These records show that Kyle asked ChatGPT to explain why the UK’s small and medium business (SMB) community has been so slow to adopt AI. ChatGPT returned a 10-point list of problems hindering adoption, including sections on “Limited Awareness and Understanding”, “Regulatory and Ethical Concerns” and “Lack of Government or Institutional Support”.
Apparently it didn't say "because it's unhelpful and probably harmful to most SMB problems" or "what on earth are you doing asking a computer this you fool?".

#GPT #ChatGPT #AI #UKPol #policy #BadIdeas
2025-03-07

The dove ice cream bar company should do a crossover with the dove bar soap and do a white chocolate ice cream bar shaped like the bar soap.

#badideas

2025-02-17
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2025-01-21

If they can make a cracker that tastes like chicken, then they can make chips that taste like ramen.

#badideas

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