#BadJokes

2025-05-25
2025-05-21

I'm sorry for this. I really am. But a (REALLY) bad joke crossed my mind while researching home grown L.A.B. (Lactic Acid Bacteria) for bokashi composting.

The Mandalorian is separating the solids and liquids from his rice wash water and milk solution.

"What's that?" I ask

"This is the Whey!" The Mandalorian replies..

#BadJokes

2025-05-19

- "What is this for?"
- "It's blue light."
- "What does that mean?"
- "Has no sugar."

#badJokes

2025-05-14

My office started having Causal Friday to boost morale.

It didn’t have any effect.

#DadJokes #BadJokes

2025-05-08

"Seville" by Luiz Bonfá sounds like a sample I used to know.

youtube.com/watch?v=qPsYRy9HHs

#music #badjokes #gotya?

readbeanicecreamreadbeanicecream
2025-05-04

Should I watch the prequels Andor the sequels?

Mia Knox🏳️‍🌈❄️👑MiaKnox@social.tchncs.de
2025-05-04

Crank 4 will see Chev Chelios getting a pacemaker after his heart stoped in the aftermath of Crank 3. Sadly for him but good for us the pacemaker got hacked by a Hacker who installed an AI playing Doom on it. Chev now has only the time left the program needs to finish the game.

Do to the fact that Doom still is one of the most action fueled games this will drive Chev's heart beyond known limits.

#WorldExclusive #Leak #Crank #Crank4 #JasonStatham #Doom
#TrustMeBroImAnInsider #GAGS #BadJokes

Maender - MMOMaender
2025-04-30

New vibrating toy incoming, I hope the buzz about it is not overrated.

Hehehe.

2025-04-23

I'm thinking about legally changing my name to "DEI Climate Change" so US law enforcement we'll have to purge all records referencing me.

#USpol #BadJokes

Radiant heaters used to be cool…but they’re so hot right now.
#badjokes #vintage #closeup
A close up of old radiant heaters showing off their age.
Anna Saultron🏳️‍🌈AnnaSaultron@nerdculture.de
2025-04-20
2025-04-12

That silly "How to irritate a citizen of every European country in 1 sentence" map is still doing the rounds, I see.

It is probably part of the (fairly bad) joke that in almost a decade of re-circulation, it still does not include Denmark, Wales, or Belgium.

#BadJokes

DevijandDevijand
2025-04-10
The text "A modern cruise ship compared to the titanic."

Followed by two photo panels. The first one is a very large cruise ship on the ocean surface. The second is just a photo of the ocean surface and nothing else on the horizon.
NoFilterVidsNofiltervids
2025-04-01

Top 5 Worst jokes of all time!

NoFilterVidsNofiltervids
2025-04-01

Top 5 Worst jokes of all time!

2025-03-28

I have a joke about Stack Overflow but...
...
..
.
you would say it's a duplicate.

#TechComedy #ProgrammingHumor #BadJokes

NoFilterVidsNofiltervids
2025-03-27
2025-03-26

What's a computer's favorite snack?
...
..
.
Bits 'n' Bytes.

#ProgrammerHumor #BadJokes #ProgrammerJokes

NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at FediNaraMoore@sakurajima.moe
2025-03-24

#scribesandmakers 23 puns part 2

Shirley, it is okay to make buns!

Shirley: Pork or leek?

#puns #badjokes #NMSAM

2025-03-23

What's a computer's favorite dance?
...
..
.
The Algo-rhythm.

#BadJokes #CodingHumor #TechComedy

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