#BeardedDragon

girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-06-18

Okay now that it's no longer actively oozing blood and ink, LOOK HOW PRETTY TIAMAT TURNED OUT

The skin is still pretty upset with my life choices (which is why the edges of the flowers are red and splotchy) but once it heals it'll be even more beautiful 🥰 hurt like hell though, my most painful tattoo to date and despite eating well etc I was lucky I made it home and to a bed without passing out yesterday. Like, it was a close one lol.

#beardeddragon #tattoo

Fresh tattoo on my upper thigh of an orange bearded dragon surrounded by dark and light purple pansies and a pink swirly background.
Akseli :quake_verified:​ :kde:aks@scalie.zone
2025-06-16

She tried to eat that.. Poor thing tried to grab the green stem part multiple times.

Sorry honey but it's a decoration 😆

#BeardedDragon #reptile #lizard

Bearded dragon looking at a decoration that looks like a pink pumpkin.
Calvin Serranocalver
2025-06-15

My attacking a
🦎🫑🦎

girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-06-14

I present to you a girl who chomped down on mommy's finger so hard she drew blood. Because she got mad at a slippery piece of butternut squash and I tried to help. #beardeddragon

Holding my hand palm up in front of a bearded dragon who's looking at it hungrily. There's a bandaid on my index finger.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-06-08

Gorgeous red beard found #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon with a bunch of shed skin hanging from her neck like a bib. Her freshly shed beard is a beautiful orange-red color.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-06-05

Sharing one of those giant strawberries with Tiamat 🍓 #beardeddragon

girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-22

Tiamat really wanted to eat my lego orchid 🤦‍♀️ #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon on a white table, eyeing an orchid made of legos ready to bite at it.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-15

Window basking season has officially begun #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon sitting on a towel-covered cat bed at a window, basking in the sun. Her mouth is slightly open.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-13

The AUDACITY of these useless humans. No one gave blueberries for dessert after dubia roaches. Salad bowl is EMPTY because she ate it all and no one is doing anything about it. This is not how a queen should be treated!

#beardeddragon

Bearded dragon facing the camera, leaning against a rock, giving a real judgy side eye.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-11

Someone's been eating her vitamins 🤭🤭 #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon sitting on a black and grey Moomin towel. She has some calcium powder all over her lips and nose.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-09

Somebody is a messy eater 🤭 #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon next to her salad of greens coated in blueberry-apple puree. She has puree all over her chin.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-08

Poor Tiamat looks like a deflated balloon after the egg laying yesterday 🥹 But thankfully she seems to be doing well otherwise, got a good appetite and looking alert, just a bit tired. I gave her a little treat of apple-blueberry babyfood with calcium powder mixed in and she ate it with such enthusiasm I think she forgot to breathe. 🤦‍♀️ #beardeddragon

Very deflated and wrinkly looking bearded dragon resting on top of a man's arm.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-07

She seems pleased now that she no longer has a massive clump of eggs in her belly ❤️ #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon sitting on a wooden bridge. Her beard is a content orange color.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-07

Tiamat has been digging like craaaazy for a while now and today she's been particularly busy. Then Aks noted she looks extra skinny all of a sudden so I got curious... And found a little surprise 😳 I counted at least 23 eggs, how did all of these even fit in her?!

(They're infertile, so there won't be any mini tiamats thank god)

#beardeddragon

Bunch of little eggs revealed from substrate in a plastic tubWhole lot of little bearded dragon eggs in a plastic cup. I counted about 23 eggs.Bearded dragon peeking from a cave surrounded by piles of substrate
2025-05-07

Ember ate a rose petal, and now she's a blonde bombshell poolside.
#petsofmastodon #beardeddragon

Ember, a yellow bearded dragon, soaks up some water. Her snoot is a punchy lipstick rouge.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-06

My hand is Tiamat's hand now, she won't let go #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon resting on a bed, partially on my hand. Her front legs are holding on to my hand tight.
Regal Coffee Cobra :vOwOfied:regal@yiff.life
2025-05-05

Seeing him balloon up is the funniest thing. We can even hear the deflation hiss when he lets it out. He should be done shedding soon :3
#lizard #beardedDragon

Wrex, an orange leatherback bearded dragon, visibly shedding. He's sitting on a custom couch looking out the window. Currently puffed up with air in attempt to loosen the shed.
girlfailure tecsietecsiederp@scalie.zone
2025-05-02

Tiamat has finally learned Dig. #beardeddragon

Bearded dragon sitting on a wooden bridge that's partially on top of a pink tub filled with substrate. Substrate has been thrown all over the enclosure floor.Pink tub covered by a wooden bridge to form a hiding place. There's a barely visible bearded dragon in the tub and she has pushed most of the substrate out of there.
Asheville viking fest was so much fun and I'm delighted that even Sir Pudgy found my wares favorable!
#chainmail #scalemail #womenownedbusiness #smallbusiness #custom #handmade #vikingfestival #dragon #beardeddragon #delightful

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