"Your laugh attracts birds?" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Puppet Master, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ThePuppetMaster #NationalBirdDay #ChrisGethard

"I love trivia." - CALLER, First Day As a U.S. Citizen, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalTriviaDay

"And then I threw up a buncha spaghetti and I went to sleep!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Quitting Weed, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #QuittingWeed #NationalSpaghettiDay #ChrisGethard

"I've created a 2025 bingo card!" - HOAGIES, CATS, AND LYME, 2025 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #HoagiesCatsAndLyme

"My New Year's resolution is to eat more pickles!" - CALLER, 2023 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NewYearsDay

"Hello to everybody who's realized that, apparently, on the New Year's episodes you can call as many times as you want!" - CHRIS GETHARD, 2025 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #NewYearsDay #ChrisGethard

"Those are MY New Year's resolutions!" - CHRIS GETHARD, 2025 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NewYearsDay #ChrisGethard

"2025 is gonna be a strange year!" - CHRIS GETHARD, 2025 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"I wish you nothing but a great 2020!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Beautiful Resolutions for 2020, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"What is your resolution?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalResolutionPlanningDay #ChrisGethard

"It's the end of the year!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Piano Rock Priest, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard

"I bought a house!" - CALLER, The Death Thing Is a Bonus, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #NationalHomeownersDay

"I am Santa Claus!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Bonus: Beautiful Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChristmasEve #ChrisGethard

"I'm not good with the math, and whatnot!" - CHRIS GETHARD, 39-Year Old Grandma, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #39YearOldGrandma #MathematicsDay #ChrisGethard

"You don't always get how amazing you are!" - CALLER, Mother, Woman, Artist, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon

"New Jersey sounds fun." - CALLER, What's After Happening Now?, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #HappyBirthdayNewJersey

"All right, so it's countdowntogroundhogday.com." - CALLER, Groundhog Day, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #GroundhogDay

"Give us bad health insurance!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Old School Hippie, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #UniversalHealthCoverageDay #ChrisGethard

"We don't have the free health insurance!" - CHRIS GETHARD, English Idyll, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #EnglishIdyll #UniversalHealthCoverageDay #ChrisGethard

"I'm gonna throw the dog out the window!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Athletic Trainer Turned Montana Game Warden, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #ChrisGethard