> Florida moves forward to roll back certain vaccine mandates for schoolchildren https://nypost.com/2025/12/12/us-news/florida-moves-forward-to-roll-back-certain-vaccine-mandates-for-schoolchildren/
FTA: "...Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis called for the state to become the first in the nation to eliminate all school vaccination requirements."
#Floriduh: leading the way to reduce the surplus population.
> Over 250 people quarantined in South Carolina as measles outbreak rages https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/12/over-250-people-quarantined-in-south-carolina-as-measles-outbreak-rages/
You can thank the antivax #assholes for this.
#BringBackMeasles #ThisIsAmerica #SouthCarolina #stupid #health
And speaking of dumbfucks who refuse to vaccinate. . .
> South Carolina’s measles outbreak shows chilling effect of vaccine misinformation https://kentuckylantern.com/2025/11/28/repub/south-carolinas-measles-outbreak-shows-chilling-effect-of-vaccine-misinformation/
FTA: "...historically low vaccination rates, skepticism fueled by the pandemic, misinformation and “health freedom” ideologies promoted by conservative politicians — have put some communities at risk for the reemergence of a preventable, potentially deadly virus."
> CDC data confirms US is 2 months away from losing measles elimination status https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/11/cdc-data-confirms-us-is-2-months-away-from-losing-measles-elimination-status/
You can thank the #antivax #assholes for helping keep America great and healthy.
> CDC Figures It Easier To Start Tracking People Without Measles https://theonion.com/cdc-figures-it-easier-to-start-tracking-people-without-measles/
> Idaho Banned Vaccine Mandates. Activists Want to Make It a Model for the Country.
https://www.propublica.org/article/idaho-vaccine-bill-medical-freedom-act-maha
Well, that surplus population ain't gonna decrease on its own. You gotta to #CullTheHerd.
In news of the #stupid from #Idaho.
And so the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the #DivineHumor.
#BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #health #COVIDIOTS
> Doctors discover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2025/10/14/doctors-discover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/
Meanwhile, in #Gringoville, land of the #stupid where they want to #BringBackMeasles.
> U.S. measles cases continue to climb, with outbreaks across the country
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/12/nx-s1-5572507/us-measles-outbreaks-texas-south-carolina-utah-minnesota
Antivax #assholes: doing their part to #CullTheHerd
> 'It's just scary': In Florida, parents ponder future with fewer vaccines https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd07jn0m2y5o
In #YouGetWhatYouVoteFor, maybe not so much the one mom mentioned in the article, but her neighbors, yea. She can thank them.
#Floriduh #GOP #PartyOfStupid #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #CullTheHerd
> The end of Florida’s vaccine mandate welcomed by Measles virus https://newsthump.com/2025/09/05/the-end-of-floridas-vaccine-mandate-welcomed-by-measles-virus/
> Vaccination rates down in children ahead of start of school year in Kentucky https://fox56news.com/news/kentucky/vaccination-rates-down-in-children-ahead-of-start-of-school-year-in-kentucky/
FTA: "...social media is one reason vaccination rates are trending downward. With more people following false narratives or being in limbo, not knowing what to believe."
Call it what it is: Fucking retrograde dumbasses refusing to #GetVaccinated.
#KentuckyProud #TeamKentucky #health #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #stupid
Translation: "I was a fucking dumbass who put my own child's life in danger because I thought I knew better than doctors and health experts who knew and advised on vaccinations."
And thanks to morons like her, we can #BringBackMeasles.
> I fell for the antivax lies, then measles put my son in hospital.
Jade Hurrell’s son is one of a growing number of unvaccinated children to have fallen seriously ill from the disease. She wants other parents to understand the danger
https://www.thetimes.com/article/e14603ea-2870-476a-a8e8-38a524540650
Once more, you can thank the antivax #assholes for this.
> As the U.S. measles outbreak continues, experts see its spread as a harbinger for the return of other diseases https://irjci.blogspot.com/2025/07/as-us-measles-outbreak-continues.html
#ThisIsAmerica, land of the #stupid doing its best to #BringBackMeasles
And while at it, #BringBackIronLungs
You can thank the antivax #assholes for this. Hey, USA, USA, USA!!!
> The U.S. Is Having Its Worst Measles Outbreak in Over 30 Years https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-u-s-is-having-its-worst-measles-outbreak-in-over-30-years/
> Measles outbreak reaches Fayette County https://fox56news.com/news/kentucky/measles-outbreak-reaches-fayette-county/
Fayette is basically a county next door to us. Again, you can thank antivax #assholes for this.
> Kentucky has four more cases of highly contagious measles https://kentuckylantern.com/briefs/kentucky-has-four-more-cases-of-highly-contagious-measles/
Again, thank you antivax #assholes.
You can thank antivax #assholes including the fuckbagel I blocked last week who says "you can just get measles and get it over with." I pray to the #CosmicJoker he does get it and then, not kill him, no (death would be too good for that twatwaffle), encephalitis would do just fine.
> US measles cases nearing 30-year high https://abcnews.go.com/Health/us-measles-cases-nearing-30-year-high-us/story?id=122581810
You can thank the antivax #assholes for this.
> More measles exposures are happening at airports and tourist destinations. Here’s what travelers need to know
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/05/health/measles-exposures-travelers-wellness
#ThisIsAmerica
#Gringoville
#stupid
#health
#travel
#BringBackMeasles
In reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: you might get measles. Thank you antivax assholes.
> Officials sound alarm after three travelers from same international flight contract measles at Denver airport https://nypost.com/2025/05/30/us-news/colorado-on-high-alert-after-travelers-contract-measles-at-denver-airport/
Not even #BarelySatire at this point.
> Doctors uncover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2025/05/04/doctors-uncover-link-between-increasing-number-of-children-getting-measles-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/
