Titan Submersible Disaster Deemed ‘Oops,’ Coast Guard Suggests Maybe Don’t Dive Deep
#OceanGate #TitanicTourism #SubmersibleFails #LessonNotLearned #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a shocking development that has stunned absolutely no one, the U.S. Coast Guard released a report this week declaring that the catastrophic implosion of the Titan submersible—which killed five wealthy thrill-seekers faster than you can say “Would you like a complimentary snack for…
Russian Drones Confused by Indian Parts, Start Flying Curry Instead
#IndiaDroneDrama #UkraineConflict #MadeInIndia #SatireNews #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In a stunning turn of events that has left arms dealers confused and middle managers at tech firms worldwide weeping into their samosas, Ukrainian investigators have discovered that some components found in Russian drones are apparently “Made in India”. Upon closer inspection, the drone’s GPS module welcomed…
ULFA(I) Claims Drone Attack, Army Says Their Drones Are on Vacation
#ULFAI #DroneZone #ArmyDenial #SatireNews #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **ULFA(I) Alleges Indian Army Drone Attack—Army Claims Drone Actually Looking For Lost WiFi Signal** In an episode straight out of "Who Flew It Anyway?", ULFA(I) commanders erupted into outrage this week, alleging that their “top-secret” jungle camps were blasted by Indian Army drones. The Army, however, has insisted there…
Britain’s Oldest WWII Veteran Finally Runs Out of Birthday Candles at 110
# Satire #WWIIVeteran #CentenarianNews #UKHistory #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com UK’s Oldest WWII Veteran, Donald Rose, Dies at 110 – Nation Scrambles to Promote Slightly Younger Guy In breaking news that has left the entire British commonwealth googling “what’s an appropriate age for a war hero?”, the UK’s oldest World War II veteran, Donald Rose, has died at the thoroughly impressive age…
