#CatBurglar
@GrahamFluster This is the current #CatBurglar #WantedPoster. If you see this thieving fiend, please call the #KBI ( #KittyBureauOfInvestigation). She is considered #ArmedAndDangerous! 😂
@GrahamFluster She must know my #Kitty well...she has several aliases, including #SockThief, #TurkeyThief, #HeatHog and #CatBurglar.
Must have been casing things out for another hit...😉😄
If there's one occupation where Brits outperform others, it's cat burglary.
This audacious dude slipped into a house in North London & in just 19 mins netted £150k of Hermès bags, £15k in cash and... wait for it... jewellery worth £10.4m.
£10.4m!
Q: A £60m house with no alarm system? Who leaves ten mill of trinkets lying around when they have a safe?
A: A social media influencer called Shafira Huang.
Cat Burglars: 1
Influencers: 0
#CatBurglar #InspectorClouseau It sounds like John Robie the cat (or Le Panthère Rose) is back! Life imitates art once again…you can just barely hear that Henry Mancini theme. Cary Grant or David Niven, take your pick.
https://apnews.com/article/britain-jewelry-heist-handbags-london-5c4f3dcdb152154002935413a7e41909 Thief swipes $13 million in jewels, handbags and cash from a London mansion
@CatsOfYore And they match! 😉
Love your page, by the way! My #Kitty is the #CatBurglar & #TheSockThief. 😸
#TheSockThief has struck again...
#Cat #Cats #BlackCats #CatBurglar #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon
Did you know that 100 years ago, the women who robbed hotel rooms in France were called "hotel mice" and they wore sexy form-fitting outfits?
Maybe I should tag in @lowqualityfacts because my sources aren't so very impeccable. But there's art! So the story prints.
https://www.erosblog.com/2022/08/20/this-hotel-has-mice/
#Burglar #Sexy #French #France #Vintage #CatBurglar #Catsuit #HotelMouse #HotelMice
Cat burglars: scientists try to solve mystery of why #felines ‘steal’ random objects
Researchers unsure why animals turn up with items such as socks and gloves – but agree pilfered items are not presents
Remember when I said I #adopted a sweet #cat today? Turns out he's also a goddamn #catburglar. So far, he's managed to break into my purse, my backpack, is working on opening ALL THE DAMN DOORS, and now he's eyeing the window latches.
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He's been here 6 hours.