#ChristmasTrees

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2025-12-06

Have Trump’s Tariffs Gone as High as They Can Go? Business Hope So

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Chicken of the Sea ran its production lines at full speed earlier this year, stockpiling its products in an effort to mitigate costs.
2025-12-04

#TheThingsWeDo #ChristmasTrees #TooTall

(circa 1989/90/91)

Just because you have ROOM for a 25 foot tree, doesn't mean you should GET a 25 foot tree. And this was one of several we used over the first few years of our new house.

A very large Christmas tree in a livinbg room with very tall ceilings. The walls and ceiling are white, the tree is wrapped in a whilte ribbon and there's ornaments on it. Behing the tree is a banner reading Merry Christmas, and a paper bell hangs above the banner. In front of the tree is a tan and cream colored wood buring cookstove and a maple rocking chair. There's a braided rug on the unfinished floor.
2025-12-04
2025-12-03

Bonus #Joke
Q: Why did the snowman name his pet dog "Frost"?
A: Because Frost bites!

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees #Dogstodon #DogsOfMastodon #Dogs #Oops #GuiltyDogs

Photo of a very guilty-looking dog, sitting in front of a decorated Christmas tree that is now laying on its side. Meme text reads, "Thank goodness you're home! The Christmas tree fainted."
2025-12-03

Bonus #Joke
Q: How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?
A: They spruce up!

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Meme with a social media comment under it.

The meme has a photo of a living room with a Christmas tree ans a fireplace. The meme text reads, "Christmas Tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Every time one of your children acts up, throw one in the fireplace."

Social media comment reads, "What if I run out of kids?"
2025-12-03

Bonus #Joke
Q: What’s another name for an artificial Christmas tree?
A: Faux fir.

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Comic with a tall Christmas tree, bending over toward a cat nearby. The cat is visibly terrified, and the tree looks unhappy The tree says to the cat, "If you touch my balls again, I'll report you for harassment."
2025-12-03

"Marked safe from Nakatomi Plaza today."

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #ChristmasTrees #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie #BruceWillis #DieHard

Photo of a Christmas ornament. Using a photo of actor Bruce Willis, they have a tinfoil box made to look like the air shaft Willis crawled through in the movie "Die Hard." Meme text reads, "Best homemade ornament EVER."
2025-12-03

Bonus #Joke
Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis.

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Two slightly decorated Christmas trees. One is standing with its "arms" at its side, and an angry expression. In front if him is a box that says "Tree Stand." The other tree is reclining in a chair and looks quite relaxed. His box reads "Tree Sit."

The first Tree says, "I didn't know that was an option."

(Credit: Mark Parisi)
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2025-11-30

Doorbell footage catches moment real-life Grinch steals mum's Christmas tree from front porch

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2025-11-30

Bargain hunters are ‘very impressed’ with ‘full and thick’ 7ft Christmas tree for £54

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2025-11-28

I'm a dog trainer and there's simple method which makes pets ignore Christmas tree

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A local Christmas tree lot (November 2012). I think I was trying to create "starbursts," as I shot it at ISO 100, stopped down to f/16 for 20 seconds.

This lot used to pop up on the lawn of a local bank every holiday season, but they stopped hosting it there several years ago. #ThrowbackThursday #ChristmasTrees #OakRidgeTN #NikonD7000

Long exposure of a Christmas tree lot at night. The focus is on a single tree in the center. Several lights appear in the background, and you can faintly see light beams from one light just above the tree outside the frame. The grass is dead and brown.
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2025-11-24

Kerry Katona reveals awkward moment with Vogue Williams when she was with Brian McFadden

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