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2025-05-23

Damn Shawty, I don't think your treatment plan is working

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2025-05-22

woman saying "you need a hobby!' to man who looks distressed, he says 'i have a hobby!' and she replies 'being sick isn't a hobby'
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2025-05-22

my blood type is trash [pic of raccoon and trash]
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2025-05-22

I zoned out once in a doctor's appointment and never zoned back in

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2025-05-22

Her flare burns so bright that she hands out protective eye glasses to those around her

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2025-05-22


GP: I'm referring you to a specialist Specialist: [guy with feet on his desk and eating and drinking "NOT OUR DIVISION"]
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2025-05-22


so how's that prednisone been working out for you? [picture of a huge faced cat] how did you know?
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2025-05-22

hi body, you useless lump of sh*t. I drank water. I took a walk. I ate kale. I had positive thoughts. I did yoga and meditated. Now make me feel all better, you obstinate bastard.
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2025-05-22

A pub crawl, but just to pharmacies
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2025-05-22


WHEN YOUR PAIN IS SO FUCKING BAD THAT YOU DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOUR HEATING PAD IS BURNING YOU [the dog in a fire drinking coffee meme ' this is fine']
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2025-05-22

@juul_survivor Why does my new doctors office need to know my bodycount count what's going on Number of partners in lifetime less than 6 more than 6 just 6 namasté, bitches responds just 6 is send me ... laughy faces ... like that's the medically approved hoe limit or something
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2025-05-22


@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social "What happens after we die?" Me: Oh god! There's more?!'
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2025-05-22

OMG! My doctor only spent 5 minutes with me for an appointment I waited 6 months for. I got so much of my time back that I can finally pursue my passions.
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2025-05-22

@ML_Philosophy What is something you are to do? @chronicilness.bsky.social Give a sh*t!
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2025-05-22

Hear me out. A dispenser that yeets my meds at me on schedule.

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2025-05-21

"You have a beautiful body."
Me: Thanks. It doesn't work.

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2025-05-21


When you are working [pic of a skeleton on fire and pointing - it looks like from The Simpsons possibly] on negative spoons @mychronicillnessdiary
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2025-05-21

Artist: The Oatmeal

a creature that is biting the top of the patient's head and is so big that it almost is covering his entire back and is holding his arms down. the doctor says "well, your bloodwork came back fine, so I don't think it's anything we need to worry about" The Oatmeal
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2025-05-21


@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social Go to hell! me: good try. I'm already there.
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2025-05-21

other people [a guy with 70% water] and [a guy (me) with 100% illness]

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