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#ComicStrips

‘𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐋𝐒’ 🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍

What if you could try out a “What if…?”. 🤓

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist

This is a comic strip (page 1/4)

A man is riding his bicycle along a sparsely populated area.

Suddenly, he rides straight through a glowing portal and crashes into two aliens in a brightly lit, psychedelic space. Everyone ends up in a heap.

The man says, "SORRY! SORRY!"
One alien replies, "IT’S OKAY."
The other adds, "OUR FAULT. WE OPENED THE PORTAL WITHOUT LOOKING, SO…"

This is a comic strip (page 2/4)

He says, "YOU WHAT?!?"

One alien responds, "RELAX, WE'RE JUST HYPERSPACE BEINGS DOING A ROUTINE CHECKUP OF YOUR UNIVERSE."
The man, still stunned, says, "HYPERSPACE? CHECKUP? MY UNIVERSE? WHAT?!?!?"

The alien explains, "OKAY, LOOK... WE’RE IN THE BUSINESS OF ON-DEMAND SELECTIVE QUANTUM PROBABILITY WAVE COLLAPSING."

This is a comic strip (page 3/4)

The alien continues, "IF ONE OF OUR CLIENTS HAS TO MAKE A BIG DECISION WITH HUGE CONSEQUENCES, WE COLLAPSE THE WAVE FUNCTIONS OF CERTAIN CHOICES, SPLITTING THE TIMELINES AND CREATE PARALLEL UNIVERSES, WHERE THESE CHOICES PLAY OUT NATURALLY…"

"...AND THEN WE ‘TRAVEL BACK IN TIME,’ AS YOU WOULD CALL IT, AND REPORT THE RESULTS BACK TO OUR CLIENT."

The man says, "OH WOW! THAT’S AMAZING!"
He then adds, "SO WE COULD HAVE YOU GUYS MAKE A UNIVERSE WHERE THE HUMAN RACE DOES A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUMB STUFF, MAKES A TON OF BAD DECISIONS AND THEN YOU CAN TELL US HOW HORRIBLE IT ALL WENT IN THE END, SO WE CAN LEARN FROM IT?"

This is a comic strip (page 4/4)

Both aliens laugh.

One alien pats the man on the head AND SAYS: "GUESS WHICH UNIVERSE *YOU* ARE IN, BOOBSIE."

‘PARALLELS’ [OC]

https://feddit.nl/post/34839051

This is a comic strip: A man is riding his bicycle along a sparsely populated area. Suddenly, he rides straight through a glowing portal and crashes into two aliens in a brightly lit, psychedelic space. Everyone ends up in a heap. The man says, "SORRY! SORRY!" One alien replies, "IT’S OKAY." The other adds, "WE’RE FINE. WE’RE PURE ENERGY, SO…" He says, "YOU'RE... WHAT?!?" One alien responds, "RELAX, WE'RE JUST HYPERSPACE BEINGS DOING A ROUTINE CHECKUP OF YOUR UNIVERSE." The man, still stunned, says, "HYPERSPACE? CHECKUP? MY UNIVERSE? WHAT?!?!?" The alien explains, "OKAY, LOOK... WE’RE IN THE BUSINESS OF ON-DEMAND SELECTIVE QUANTUM PROBABILITY WAVE COLLAPSING." The alien continues, "IF ONE OF OUR CLIENTS HAS TO MAKE A BIG DECISION WITH HUGE CONSEQUENCES, WE COLLAPSE THE WAVE FUNCTIONS OF CERTAIN CHOICES, SPLITTING THE TIMELINES AND CREATE PARALLEL UNIVERSES, WHERE THESE CHOICES PLAY OUT NATURALLY…" "...AND THEN WE ‘TRAVEL BACK IN TIME,’ AS YOU WOULD CALL IT, AND REPORT THE RESULTS BACK TO OUR CLIENT." The man says, "OH WOW! THAT’S AMAZING!" He then adds, "SO WE COULD HAVE YOU GUYS MAKE A UNIVERSE WHERE THE HUMAN RACE DOES A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUMB STUFF, MAKES A TON OF BAD DECISIONS AND THEN YOU CAN TELL US HOW HORRIBLE IT ALL WENT IN THE END?" Both aliens laugh. One alien pats the man on the head. The alien says, "GUESS WHICH UNIVERSE YOU ARE IN, BOOBSIE."

Air Hawk and the Flying Doctors by John Dixon
#comicstrip #airhawk #comicstrips

brenda

https://quokk.au/post/6333717

#PrinceValiant by #HalFoster #comicstrips #HistoricalFiction #comics 193 B 1940

Becamed.

#comics
#comicstrips
#GeorgeHerriman
#KrazyKat

Mickey Mouse
#comicstrip #mickeymouse #comicstrips #disney

James Bond
#comicstrip #jamesbond #comicstrips

[ExoComics] Journaling

https://lemmy.world/post/30164415

Krazy Kat by George Herriman
#comicstrip #krazykat #comicstrips

Always Doubt | Poorly Drawn Lines

https://lemm.ee/post/64833007

The Heart of Juliet Jones by Stan Drake
#comicstrip #julietjones #julietjonesstrip #romance #comicstrips

The Incredible Hulk
#comicstrip #hulk #incrediblehulk #comicstrips #marvel #hulkstrip

ACME

https://lemmy.world/post/30156715

The Buckets by Greg Cravens for Fri, 23 May 2025 https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2025/05/23

#comicstrips #thebuckets

Oaky Doaks by William McCleery and Ralph Fuller
#comicstrip #oakydoaks #fantasy #comicstrips #oakystrip

Live by the sword (by Shen)

https://lemmy.eco.br/post/13427642

Panel 1: It's Shen at a wedding altar, getting married to a sword. The sword has a little wedding dress on. An audience member in the foreground is clapping. Text below reads "live by the sword". Panel 2: A far older Shen, 50 years down the line, lays in bed, a big smile on his face. The sword is on a stool by the bed, upright like a sitting person, as Shen gently rests his head on its handle. On the wall is a photo of Shen, the sword, and their son, a human with a sword sticking out of his forehead like Chainsaw Man. Text below reads "die by the sword".

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Gently...

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/45009583

Rip Kirby by Alex Raymond
#comicstrip #ripkirby #comicstrips

Big Ben Bolt by John Cullen Murphy and Elliot Caplin
#comicstrip #bigbenbolt #comicstrips #sportscomic #boxing

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