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It's more fun to compute 💻

#Birds #FediBirds #BirdsOfMastodon #BirdsOfFediverse #Conure #Conures #ThinkPad

A pineapple green cheeked conure looking at a ThinkPad keyboard.

Zeus, our green cheeked conure, is now offering tattoo removal services. 🪶🦖 Absolutely free if you are willing to invest 45 minutes minimum for cuddling him, have a high threshold of pain, and aren't too attached to your skin. #Parrot #conure

A wily green cheeked conure, sitting on a blue floral bedsheet.

A brown human hand, with a tattoo (adz') on the ring finger and on top of the tattoo you can see crescent shape marks in the skin where my green cheeked conure has bitten me.

A green cheeked conure throwing a smile tantrum. His neck is extended towards the heavens. He doesn't understand the exile, but for his follies (unprovoked biting), he must pay (he's in time out for 30 minutes).

Us mere mortals can only dream of the privileges that @lucidillusions.in enjoys. Zeus, our green cheeked conure, napping on him this afternoon. ❤🪶 #bird #parrot #conure

A green cheeked conure sleeping very cozily on a man who is reclining on the bed and watching things on his phone.

A green cheeked conure sleeping very cozily on the arm of a man near his elbow, his small grey beak is resting on the man's skin.

Close up of a green cheeked conure sleeping very cozily on a man who is reclining on the bed and watching things on his phone.

Just a smol sleepy birb chillin amongst your toots

#Parrot #Conure #Bird.

#Animal #Animals #CuteAnimal #CuteAnimals #FunnyAnimal #FunnyAnimals #Meme #Memes

"Father, HALP" 👀 -Zeus, at the vet's today. We have been advised another two weeks of antibiotics but the Dr was happy with the condition of his 💩 and his air sacs so at least we have that going for us. His liver needs to improve thought. Wish us luck. 🤞🪶 #parrot #conure

A green cheeked conure held in a human hand (at the vet) looking straight into the camera.

Introducing Indy the Green Cheeked Conure!

#PyrrhuraMolinae #BabyBird #conure

Nimbus loves wheat grass! #parakeets #parrot #animals #animalvideo #birds #birdwatching #BirdRescue #conure #parrotlet #Quaker #monkparrot #cockatiel #dove #birdlovers

Do you love animals? Have you ever wanted a pet but just don't have time to take care of it? Well we have a deal for you!! You can sponsor any of our amazing birds! #aviansofhope #budgies #parrot #saveabird #BirdRescue #conure #cockatielsofinstagram #lovebirds #parrotlet #supportabird

https://aviansofhope.com/meet-the-flock

Bowie quand elle avait 5 mois 🦜💛
#parrot #perroquet #bird #oiseau #conure #cute #petlove

Ma magnifique Bowie quand elle se lève du mauvais pied 🦜🤣
#bird #conure #parrot #perroquet #oiseau #cute #petlove #madparrot

Today we are extra tall as a little treat #birds #petbird #conure #birdfed

"You have a bird! Cool! Does he talk???"

"Yeah..."

"That's just so COOL!"

Example of "cool conversation:"

Bird: "Hello!"
Me: "Hello!"
Bird "Hello!"
Me: "Hello!"
...
3 mins later
...
Bird "Hello!"
Me: "Hello!"
Bird: "I love you too!"
Me: "I love you too!"
Bird: "I love you too!"
Me: "I love you too!"
Bird: "Careful!"
Me: ohshit...
Bird: *BITES*
Me: "AUUCH!!
Bird: "I love you too!"
Me: "... I... love you too...
Bird: Hello!"
Me: Hello!"
Bird: "Hello!"
Me: "Hello!"

#BirdsOfFediverse #Birds #parrot #conure

Chapi is full of surprises. We have had him 3 years and 1 month now, and we have figured out his routines long time ago. We thought.

But then, a few days ago, he took off, and landed on the bathroom door handle, when the door was standing open. He stepped to the edge and peeked his head over to the other said and made odd sounds like "HALLO?", like checking for someone on the other side. Then he pulled back and started to laugh his evil genius laugh, and repeated this a few times. Then he did odd gymnastics on the handle and then back again.

It's like his previous owner played a game of "peek-a-boo" with him, but it took him 3 years to try it here. Maybe he just randomly landed on the doorhandle and suddenly remembered the game.

But now, he seeks it out all the time. He can hang and play on the handle, entertaining himself for a long time. Time he would generally spend cuddling with Tiff.

"I have been replaced by a door knob!" - was her reaction today :P

#Parrot #Conure #Bird #BirdsOfMastodon

Chapi looking at you from the side of the door

Chapi looking to see what is on the other side of the door.

Scritch human, scritch #conure #parrots

好久沒和kinoko貼貼了～
最近kinoko瘋狂換毛，小腦袋和脖子全都是新長出來的羽毛，整天都頭癢癢要長腦子了（不是）就很需要我們（尤其是我家屬）幫他撓癢癢（可是kinoko又對ta特別荷爾蒙aka很激動會咬人😓）果不其然今天我早上和下午給kinoko摸頭的時候又突如其來被咬了一口（每兩天就給我抽血化驗真的是太關心我的身體狀況了❤️）總之就是和我獨自在家的時候還不錯，抱半個小時都不肯走的小臭雞
#conure

Good evening #conure #birb

My bathroom now very strongly smells of wet #dog. But I don't have a dog, and it was a #conure #parrot that just had a #bath there 😂
#pets

How to feed a bird, starring Capri.

Remember that your bird is a lot like a cat. As a cat, they enjoy attention. Hold the food for your cat, and your cat is more likely to eat the food.

Correction. Cats are a lot like birds.

Birds are dinosaurs, they came first.

Oki, so the food is IN the bowl, but trying to get your bird ON the bowl proves tricky. This is why you need to HOLD the bowl.

To eat in an elevated position with bowl held by your hand, a tad raised, makes everything a lot more exciting.

You will quickly learn that the fingers should be positioned at a lower part of the bowl. If you have a bowl that goes a bit "in" on the lower part, so you can hide your fingers, this is preferable.

Why, you ask?

No, you don't, I think you know why.

#BirdsOfMastodon #BirdsOfFediverse #Conure #Parrot