Hab rausgefunden, warum ich so viel Zeit auf meiner unfassbar bequemen Couch verbringe;
Bin evtl gar nicht faul, sondern Opfer der Umstände!

Wahrscheinlich hat nämlich die Couch-Industrie darin einen Stoff verwebt, der abhängig macht & betäubend wirkt! Je mehr & länger man darauf liegt, desto schneller muss man eine Neue kaufen!

Bin ziemlich sicher was Großem auf der Spur.

(Wie faul ich bin, dass ich mir sogar solchen Scheiß ausdenke, um mich zu rechtfertigen?:

OH JA 😄)
#couchpotato
#irony

🥱 Oh, the riveting world of cinema bloopers! 🎬 Dive deep into the thrilling pursuit of spotting those elusive errors that only the most dedicated couch potato can find by the third—maybe fourth—rewatch. It's an adrenaline rush for the truly bored! 😂
https://fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/04/the-movie-mistake-mystery-from-revenge.html #cinemaBloopers #couchPotato #movieErrors #filmLovers #rewatchFun #HackerNews #ngated

Outdoorsy.

Suggests the type of person who buys clothes because they look as if some form of activity is involved, and then sit on the couch with a bag of crisps and an energy drink.

#life #outdoorsy #fashion #CouchPotato

Fuck Run Club, Join Sit Club

https://rawandferal.substack.com/p/fck-run-club-join-sit-club

#HackerNews #FuckRunClub #SitClub #FitnessLifestyle #CouchPotato #SelfCare

😂😂😂 👇🏾 Brilliant! #democracy #CouchPotato #VP #Greenland

Fast dogs, fast asleep in the middle of the day...

#whippets #awww #dogs #couchpotato

never forget #thiel #vance

#peterthiel #palantir #jdvance #paypalmafia #paypal #couchpotato #maga #gop #siliconvalley #meme #mamema #memes #aaravos #dragonprince #fantasy #netflix

Ein bisschen #couchpotato #lyrik fürs Wochenende:

Arbeitsende, Kraft zur Neige,
Warmes Plätzchen, Decke drauf!
Lies mich gehn wie Hefeteige
Und wie Hefeteig - ging ich auf!

#Indoor #Festival #CouchPotato

*me, lying on the sofa stuffing biscuits into my face while watching elite athletes doing elite athlete stuff*

Huh. Look at that over rotation you fools

#Olympics #couchpotato

This winter-blanket-goblin takes its first tentative steps into the sun. Now it's time for him to venture outside.🌷
I painted this picture to welcome spring. Super rough sketch for the warmer spirits.

#mastoart #spring #sketch #lightanddark #blanket #couchpotato #burrito #digitaldrawing #darkwinter

The Masked Singer: Enthüllung: Diese TV-Legende steckte unter der Couchpotato | #TMS #MaskedSinger #Enthüllung #Couchpotato

https://nuernberger-blatt.de/2024/04/the-masked-singer-enthuellung-diese-tv-legende-steckte-unter-der-couchpotato-146153/

The Masked Singer: Enthüllung: Diese TV-Legende steckte unter der Couchpotato | #TMS #MaskedSinger #Enthüllung #Couchpotato

https://flash-up.com/2024/04/the-masked-singer-enthuellung-diese-tv-legende-steckte-unter-der-couchpotato/127504/

The Masked Singer: Die Couchpotato singt ein Medley aus "Three Lions" und "Ghostbusters" | #TMS #MaskedSinger #Couchpotato #ThreeLions

https://nuernberger-blatt.de/2024/04/the-masked-singer-die-couchpotato-singt-ein-medley-aus-three-lions-und-ghostbusters-146146/

The Masked Singer: Die Couchpotato singt ein Medley aus "Three Lions" und "Ghostbusters" | #TMS #MaskedSinger #Couchpotato #ThreeLions

https://flash-up.com/2024/04/the-masked-singer-die-couchpotato-singt-ein-medley-aus-three-lions-und-ghostbusters/127497/

3-4-24 - Sketch Daily: Couch potato / cardigan

#sketchdaily #dailydraw #painting
#inkdrawing #watercolor
#watercolorpainting #paint #ink #inkdrawing #art
#artisttradingcard #dailysketch
#couchpotato #potato #couch #sleeping #popcorn #cardigan #sweater #cozy #tv

Index Investing - Couch Potato Investing - can help balance your portfolio without worry. Preet Banerjee explains why this strategy makes sense.
#IndexInvesting #IndexFunds #CouchPotato

https://www.canajunfinances.com/2014/08/18/im-an-indexer-i-dont-care-what-the-indexes-did-today/