#Couchfucker

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-10-07

Robert Jenwick is Britain's answer to JD Vance.

Keep an eye on those couches....

Ye Olde Punkyeoldepunk
2025-10-04

I say funny things to my friends.

๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ…ป๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…ฒ๐Ÿ…ด (๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„)alice@lgbtqia.space
2025-10-03

10/10 no comment.

#JDVance #CouchFucker

Post from @MikeDrucker saying "Just met J.D. Vance's highschool girlfriend" above a photo of an anthropomorphic chair. On the right is a photo of Jance excitedly clapping.
MusiqueNow :pride: โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ :anarchismhebrew:MusiqueNow@todon.eu
2025-09-26

m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBso3Abn

#IHIPNews

#Couchfucker loses it over leaked texts

#FarRight must be stopped anywhere and EVERYWHERE

MusiqueNow :pride: โœก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ :anarchismhebrew:MusiqueNow@todon.eu
2025-09-25

#KrazyKash Patel Tweets Dubious โ€˜Evidenceโ€™ Following Attack On #Migrants At #ICEFacility - YouTube

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f8d9R8Ov

#ICE WERE NOT TARGETED !!!!

#MIGRANTS WERE KILLED!!! NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT

A #MustWatchVideo

#TexasShootingOfDetainedMIGRANTS

#CouchFucker tries to present himself as if he's now the president. #FuckJDVance

#AbolishICE

@billydillydally.bsky.socialbillydillydally.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2025-09-25

And, just like that, #CouchFucker JD Vance is creating yet another false story. When the orange fat ass kicks the bucket in the next months, VP "False Narrative" will be in the Oval Office. By the way, Joshua Jahn was another radicalized right-winger, in case the authorities fail to mention that.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zetunk75tdvsmkjqkel65dcl/post/3lznvobby7c22

Democracy Matters :verified:DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social
2025-09-16

Vance may be a bigger liar than Trump. How can that even be possible?

JD Vanceโ€™s โ€˜statistical factโ€™ on political violence is neither statistical nor a fact
msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/m

#JDVance #NapoleonBonacouch #Ohio #GOPExtremist #GOPTraitor #GOPLiar #GOP #VoteBlue #WhiteCollarElegy #PutinsVP #Project2025 #CouchFucker #JVCouch

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-09-15
NY Times Pitchbot
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way.

by Ezra Klein

15 September 2025 at 23:59 ยฉ Everybody can reply
2025-09-15

@PaulusMc70 To co-opt it. To help steer it away from any hint that #charliekirk ever wanted you to see the #epstein files. The #couchfucker is covering up for #DiaperDon that's all. No news here.

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-09-15

I heard JD Vance is sleeping with the widow's sofa as well...

2025-09-15

@jaykuo It's not simply hypocritical, it's highly strategic: Can't let it be known that #charliekirk was calling for release of the #epstein files in the midst of #DiaperDon and the #couchfucker working on the #coverup .

Senate Republicans were assuring the coverup almost to the hour as the time Charlie was shot.

2025-09-15

@Strandjunker What #DiaperDon and the #couchfucker cannot risk is widespread understanding that #charliekirk wanted the #epstein files released.

2025-09-15

Not all heroes wear capes. Not all Nazis wear armbands. #nickfuentes didn't need to order a hit, it was a freebie from one of his boys. #charliekirk died for your right to see the #epstein files. #DiaperDon and the #couchfucker would like you to look the other way while they work on the #coverup .

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-09-08

There is a 'Free Speech Crisis' in the UK but not the one JD Vance is going on about.
The shithouse couchfucking gaslighting prick!

About

Bald J.D. Vance refers to an edited image and exploitable meme of U.S. Vice President J.D. Vance in which he has a bald head and rounder cheeks and is staring straight into the camera, typically in front of a blue background. The meme was a part of the J.D. Vance Babyface Edits, a subset of the J.D. Vance Edited Face Photoshops, which trended in late 2024 and early 2025. The Bald J.D. Vance meme was created in October 2024, using an image from the 2024 U.S. vice presidential debate in which Vance faced off against Democratic candidate Tim Walz. In June 2025, a 21-year-old Norwegian citizen named Mads Mikkelsen claimed that he was barred from entering the U.S. after he was stopped by immigration officials at Newark Airport in New Jersey, and during his questioning, the agents allegedly discovered the Bald J.D. Vance meme on his phone. The story and Mikkelsen's claims brought new attention to the Bald J.D. Vance meme on social media.
2025-09-06

@rooniecomics Sore fucking losers can suck it. #epsstein #maga #diaperdon and the #couchfucker

Lazarou Monkey Terror ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆLazarou
2025-09-06

I would like UKGOV to call out this vulgarity and barbarism from the United States but they're fucking full of it too..

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