🌞 Who needs #NetZero when you’ve got the HelioFury Core™?
Converts solar flares directly into smugness, radiation, and ultrafast SSD heat.
Controlled entirely by a rotary phone from 1975.
Real science? No.
Real vibe? 100%.
#SolarFlares #PostApocalypticTech #HDRTTE #RotaryControl #MastodonMadness #DIYFTW #ManxSkunkworks