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Wire-haired Dachshund (Farm World by Schleich)

Before I start this review I must again thank our generous friends at Happy Hen Toys who provided this review sample. When this figure was first announced I considered getting it but ended up changing my mind, as there were a lot of other releases that year that interested me and I was trying to be conservative in my collecting. I decided to give it another chance when an opportunity to review […]

#Canis #CanisLupus #CanisLupusFamiliaris #Dachschund #domesticDog

Last night, on our evening walk, #MeraxesTheMenacing and I ran into Millie, one of the new #Dachschund s in our neighborhood. She remembered me and rolled onto her back so I could give her belly rubs. It was super cute.

Everyone has a skill. Some are great at sports. Some are amazing at math. Some are wonderful at sales. Whatever the case may be. My dog is the best at finding peak comfort, no matter the cost.

#MeraxesTheMenacing #DogsOfMastodon #Dachschund

A miniature dachshund next to me, but on my girlfriend because that is the best spot.

I love having a solar powered dog. #MeraxesTheMenacing
#Dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A Dachshund rolling around in the grass.

A Dachshund rolling in the grass but looking towards the camera.

Poor #MeraxesTheMenacing. I don't know what he did all day, but it was clearly exhausting.
#Dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A miniature Dachshund stretched out on his belly with his legs pointing backwards, like Superman.

Annual "freshly shaved weenie" joke about #MeraxesTheMenacing and his new furcut.
#DogsOfMastodon #Dachschund

A Dachshund with a fresh furcut showing off to the world.

Happy birthday to this very good boy. #MeraxesTheMenacing turns 7 today.
#Dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A miniature dachshund relaxing and enjoying the good life.

#MeraxesTheMenacing was forced to endure a b-a-t-h and he is not happy. #Dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A miniature dachshund who just barely survived drowning. At least that's how he's acting.

A miniature dachshund trying to escape being smothered by the evil towel.

The weather was delightful in #Seattle, so we went to #GoldenGardens. #MeraxesTheMenacing smelled so many things. #Dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

"Faster! I have things to do and places to pee!"

#MeraxesTheMenacing would like you all to know that he's a dog and not a very good boy and my socks taste delicious and now I need to buy new socks.
#DogsOfMastodon #Dachschund

#MeraxesTheMenacing got to go on his first long leash walk of the year. He spent it rolling around in the grass. #dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

Poor #MeraxesTheMenacing after... I'm guessing a long day at the factory?

#dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A mini dachshund sleeping like he has to work 3 jobs to put his puppies through Harvard.

I've written a play, inspired by true events.

Scene: Taking a #dachschund for a walk in the rain.

Dog: Father, it is wet.
Me: I know. Just hurry up and relieve yourself.
Dog: I do not like the wet. Can we please return to the dry?
Me: Are you empty?
Dog: I might die. I miss the dry. I no longer have the strength to move.

Fin.

Are you having food? I also enjoy food. #DogsOfMastodon #dachschund

A miniature dachshund looking lovingly at the food my girlfriend is eating and heartlessly not sharing.

#MeraxesTheMenacing would like you all to know that he's a dog and a very good boy and, unprovoked, the vet stole his manhood and performed all kinds of medical experiments on him and made him dress like the character from the Pixar intro and he's miserable.
#dachschund #DogsOfMastodon

A miniature dachshund whose eyes are full of regret and sadness and disappointment and betrayal.

Greta. North Granby, CT. #dachschund #snuggle

#Dachschund

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