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My local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field.

I like his stile.

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@SandraDeHaan Afwachten of hij de zendtijd goed weet in te vullings. 🤡 #dadjokes

I used to play football with my little son, until my wife insisted that I buy a ball.

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It’s custom that everyone in my town wears sweaters that are just a size too small for them.

We are a very tight knit community.

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@matty

Hmmm.

I am pondering which Tube station would put a bullet hole through a silhouette of Alfred Hitchcock like that.

(-:

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People who say that their wedding day was the “best day ever” have obviously never had two Kit Kats fall out of a vending machine.

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Couldn’t help myself.

Told my partner, “Better get to sleep! It’s gonna be a long day tomorrow.”

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Dad Jokes Alert: Animal humor bringing the groans! With my wife for the assist. #humor #dadjokes
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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

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