"David Schwimmer's in the pilot!" - CONNOR RATLIFF, Saturday Tonight Live, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #DavidSchwimmer #HappyBirthdayDavidSchwimmer #ConnorRatliff

"But maybe in one alternate timeline, there were THREE dancing skeletons in the David Pumpkins sketch, and one of them is me." - CONNOR RATLIFF, Any Questions?, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #NationalPumpkinDay #ConnorRatliff

"You're totally dependent on everyone." - AIMEE MANN, The Last Remains of the Dodo, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #AimeeMann

"In the end, I did not book the role on What We Do in the Shadows." - CONNOR RATLIFF, The Blacklist List, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #ConnorRatliff

"How do you get paid for these podcasts?" - ELYSE DUKATZ, Buzz & Billis, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #InternationalPodcastDay #ElyseDukatz

"Your podcast really touched my heart." - STEPHEN MCCOLE, Moose/Nixon, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #InternationalPodcastDay #StephenMccole

"It might be the coffee." - CONNOR RATLIFF, Moose/Nixon, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #NationalCoffeeDay #ConnorRatliff

"Back in March 2020, right at the start of the pandemic, Zach tweeted out a request for TV show binge-watch recommendations." - CONNOR RATLIFF, Band of Others, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #BingeDay #ConnorRatliff

"That's a Bruce Springsteen song!" - CONNOR RATLIFF, Tristesse, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #BruceSpringsteen #HappyBirthdayBruceSpringsteen #ConnorRatliff

"Jimmy Fallon shows up once in Band of Brothers!" - CONNOR RATLIFF, Saturday Tonight Live, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #JimmyFallon #ConnorRatliff

"I thought we got email right after 9/11." - NICOLE DRESPEL, Tristesse, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #NicoleDrespel

"One of these involved the Colonel being reincarnated as a chicken." - CONNOR RATLIFF, The Colonel(s), Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #kfc #colonel #ColonelSander #HappyBirthdayColonelSander #ConnorRatliff

"So we had this kinda voice and cadence in our head about the way the Colonel would speak." - ERIC BALDWIN, The Colonel(s), Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #kfc #colonel #ColonelSander #HappyBirthdayColonelSander #EricBaldwin

"Fifteen years after being fired by Tom Hanks, I auditioned for the role of Colonel Sanders and was rejected!" - CONNOR RATLIFF, The Colonel(s), Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #kfc #colonel #ColonelSander #HappyBirthdayColonelSander #ConnorRatliff

"I would no longer be an actor." - STEPHEN MCCOLE, Moose/Nixon, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #NationalActorsDay #StephenMccole

"Yeah." - SETH WHITE, Tristesse, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #SethWhite

"You're not really friends with Tom Hanks!" - ELYSE DUKATZ, Buzz & Billis, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #ElyseDukatz

"When I heard about this, from my son and from my daughter, the initial chill was, 'Oh. Oh, what have I done'?" - TOM HANKS, Tom, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #TomHanks #NationalSonandDaughterDay

"But then they went even further by enlisting another celebrity to personally vouch for the store." - CONNOR RATLIFF, Brought To You By Turd Husband™️, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #ConnorRatliff

"You booked it." - RON LIVINGSTON, Moose/Nixon, Dead Eyes #DeadEyesPodcast #RonLivingston