#DigitalAssetsStockpile

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-19

GOP Majority Whip #TomEmmer, the man who wrote angry letters to the #SEC demanding that they stop bothering an innovative company like #FTX back in 2022, believes that the US government will be buying 1 million bitcoins for a price equivalent to 10-20% of the US defense budget for the “#StrategicBitcoinReserve” before the end of this session of Congress.

Here he is kissing Sam Bankman-Fried's ass on the floor of the US #Congress a few years ago: youtube.com/watch?v=MpIPlb7mYT

#DigitalAssetsStockpile #StrategicCryptoReserve #uspol #corruption #SBF #Trump #GOP #blockchain8

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-19

oh look #BradGarlinghouse, another one of the 2024 election's megadonors, had (some of the) securities fraud charges against his company #Ripple dropped (they were charged with selling unregistered securities in the form of their token #XRP - the same XRP token that Trump wants to put in the “Strategic Crypto Reserve”).

i assume the rest of the charges (the ones they were convicted of) will be dropped soon enough.
x.com/bgarlinghouse/status/190

#crypto #uspol #corruption #Trump #Blockchain8 #XRP #StrategicCryptoReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #SEC #CFTC #superPAC

tweet by brad garlinhouse with video

"This is it – the moment we’ve been waiting for. The SEC will drop its appeal – a resounding victory for Ripple, for crypto, every way you look at it.

The future is bright. Let's build."
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-09

how it started / how it's going, white house endorses bitcoin edition

#uspol #StrategicBitcoinReserve #bitcoin #crypto #DigitalAssetsStockpile #Trump

Tweet by @WhiteHouse
The Golden Age of America has BEGUN! ESTABLISHMENT OF THE STRATEGIC BITCOIN RESERVE AND UNITED STATES DIGITAL ASSET STOCKPILEChart showing bitcoin crashing 6.4% from $86k to $80.5k since the announcement
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-03

bitcoin daily candle chart going for maximum lols in the wake of Trump's #StrategicCryptoReserve announcement

#StrategicBitcoinReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #uspol

chart showing bitcoin up $8000 yesterday and down $9000 today
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-03

checking in on how #DavidSacks's proposed "strategic crypto reserve" where taxpayers will buy a bunch of rich crypto bros' bags is going over with the #MAGA folks (hint: not well)
x.com/DavidSacks/status/189648

#DigitalAssetsStockpile #StrategicBitcoinReserve #uspol #broligarchs #networkstate #VCs

screenshot of linked tweet
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-02

@ncweaver.skerry-tech.com note that it's all donor coins - #SOL (#Solana, backed by "crypto czar" #DavidSacks), #XRP (#Ripple, CEO is megadonor #BradGarlinghouse), and #ADA (#Cardano, created by #CharlesHoskinson). Trump only added bitcoin and ethereum a few hours later.

The price of all these tokens massively spiked 10-35% on the news as people seek to front run the American taxpayer’s “investment”.

#nerdReich #Broligarchy #uspol #StrategicBitcoinReserve #DigitalAssetsStockpile #StrategicCryptoReserve

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-01

kind of ominous that #ElonMusk just started following the Senate's crypto grifter in chief #CynthiaLummis (R-Wyoming), the author of the #StrategicBitcoinReserve legislation which proposes handing 10% of america's discretionary federal budget directly to crypto bros.
x.com/BigCryptoAlert/status/18

#uspol #corruption #DigitalAssetsStockpile #Wyoming #Broligarchy #nerdReich

screenshot of tweet
⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-03-01

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @shafik via the #StrategicBitcoinReserve (now "#DigitalAssetsStockpile")

the bad version is they hand 10% of the discretionary budget to bros. the less bad version is they refrain from selling bitcoins seized from drug traffickers worth ~1% of the discretionary budget specifically so as to avoid crashing the market (the US and Chinese govts are two of the largest holders of bitcoins, all of it seized from criminals)

⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯cryptadamist@universeodon.com
2025-02-02

apparently #Ripple is running ads for its new #stablecoin #RLUSD on popular left wing podcasts now?

and it's a really weird ad.

Ripple is a company convicted of massive securities fraud run by one of Trump's biggest donors (#BradGarlinghouse) whose main cryptocurrency #XRP is being considered for a taxpayer bailout via the #DigitalAssetsStockpile (making Ripple the nemesis of bitcoin bros the world over - bitcoin maxis hate Ripple).

#uspol #uspolitics #StrategicBitcoinReserve #bitcoinmaxis #podcast #podcasts

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