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New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:

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DoorDash’s £2.9B takeover of Deliveroo reignites debate over the UK’s ability to attract and retain major tech listings amid NY’s dominance. Is London losing its edge in #Tech? #DoorDash #Deliveroo #UKTech #London #NYSE #TechNews #Business #Innovation

I know it’s only Tuesday, but it’s been slower than usual. #DeliveryService #doordash

This picture shows that I’ve only made $65 this week, thus far.

DoorDash acquires Deliveroo for $3.9 billion and SevenRooms for $1.2 billion, expanding global presence and reservation capabilities amid financial concerns
#YonhapInfomax #DoorDash #Deliveroo #SevenRooms #Acquisition #FoodDelivery #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=61831

😲 DoorDash завойовує світ! 🌍 Американський гігант доставки їжі купує Deliveroo за шалені $3,9 млрд! 💰 Це стратегічний крок для розширення на нові ринки та інтеграції передових технологій бронювання. Дізнайтеся, як це вплине на індустрію та ваш улюблений ресторан! Читайте більше у статті!

#DoorDash #Deliveroo #доставкаїжі #M&A #бізнес #інвестиції #глобалізація

Детальніше: https://newsua.us/economy/doordash-kupuye-deliveroo-za-39-mlrd-hihant-dostavky-yizhi-vykhodyt-na-novi-rynky

Вау! DoorDash захоплює світ доставки! 🚀🇺🇸 Компанія купує Deliveroo та SevenRooms, щоб розширити свій вплив на глобальному ринку та в сфері HoReCa. Тепер DoorDash буде не лише доставляти їжу, але й допомагати ресторанам з бронюванням! Дізнайтеся більше про цю стратегічну угоду, що змінить правила гри! 🍽️📈 #DoorDash #Deliveroo #SevenRooms #HoReCa #глобалізація #новинибізнесу #доставкаїжі

Детальніше: https://newsua.us/economy/doordash-kupuye-deliveroo-ta-sevenrooms-stratehichne-rozshyrennya-na-hlobalnomu-rynku

Un de plus. Deliveroo se fait donc racheter par Doordash (une boite US)
Et donc, un de moins, de compte. je viens de supprimer le mien, ne désiranrt pas que mes data soient gérés par une boite US. #Deliveroo #Doordash

#DoorDash assuming control over UK's #Deliveroo and a global #hospitality #tech corp called #SevenRooms, in a $5.1 billion buying spree in just 5 harried hours of boardroom bullying

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-05-06/doordash-buys-sevenrooms-for-1-2-billion-in-restaurant-tech-bet?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc0NjUzMDg1MSwiZXhwIjoxNzQ3MTM1NjUxLCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTVlQ0RUxEV0xVNjgwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiI0NkZGMDA0M0U3Mjg0MTdEOERGOUZEMTkyMzYxMjcxOCJ9.K3QeTQf5O4y11olAvlTGXbToJDHL4g7NPBT-UJbjshg

Вау! 🤯 DoorDash купує Deliveroo за $3.9 млрд! 💰 Це гігантська угода, яка кардинально змінює правила гри на ринку доставки їжі! DoorDash планує розширити свою присутність у Європі та на Близькому Сході. Хочете дізнатися, як це вплине на нас? Читайте повну статтю, щоб бути в курсі! 🚀

#DoorDash #Deliveroo #ДоставкаЇжі #M&A #Економіка #БізнесНовини #Інвестиції

Детальніше: https://newsua.us/economy/doordash-kupuye-deliveroo-za-39-mlrd-uhoda-shcho-zminyuye-rynok-dostavky-yizhi

DoorDash expands global presence with $6.4 billion acquisition of UK's Deliveroo, aiming to strengthen its position in the competitive food delivery market
#YonhapInfomax #DoorDash #Deliveroo #Acquisition #FoodDelivery #GlobalExpansion #Economics #FinancialMarkets #Banking #Securities #Bonds #StockMarket
https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=61803

Doordash delivery driver gets lost and asks for directions. He got a response from someone adhering to the American way.

https://midhudsonnews.com/2025/05/04/town-of-chester-highway-superintendent-arrested-for-shooting-doordash-driver/

#DoorDash #WTF #US #Shooting #arrest #Crime #California

I've been trying out doing double-duty delivery, Door Dash and Uber Eats, at the same time.

There are a number of problems.

1) In my small town, DD still rules, there just aren't the same number of UE. Long stretches of the night will go without a single UE order.

2) Juggling the two apps is possible, but you're left hoping that an order from DD is in the same direction as one from UE. They usually aren't.

3) Because of 2), you have to choose whether to pause or go offline, which (I think) impacts the algorithm and leads to fewer orders, or less valuable ones.

4) Customers really don't like (understandably) if they see you veering off route to another store (even when its an order on the same app!) so ratings are at even bigger risk if you don't make the timings.

5) UE seems to have far fewer tips, so overall, if it werent for the $15 "quests" of extra cash to complete an order the pay is not as good.

6) This is all more stressful.

Conclusion:

I think I'm just gonna stick to DD exclusively for now unless daily totals start going down or its a super slow night.

#sidegig #doordash #delivery #uberEats #gigEconomy #gigwork

A black food delivery bag sits partially open on a store counter. Beside it is a small brown food bag and two small brown frosty drinks.

Thank goodness for Doordash and Panera Bread. Today's schedule doesn't allow for lunch time away from the computer when I'm gonna be hungry.

#panerabread #doordash

Alleged ‘Scattered Spider’ Member Extradited to U.S. - A 23-year-old Scottish man thought to be a member of the prolific Scattered Spider... https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/04/alleged-scattered-spider-member-extradited-to-u-s/ #tylerrobertbuchanan #neer-do-wellnews #alittlesunshine #scatteredspider #ahmedelbadawy #simswapping #evansosiebo #ransomware #joelevans #mailchimp #noahurban #doordash #group-ib #lastpass #0ktapus #caesars #twilio #tylerb #okta #mgm

Alleged ‘Scattered Spider’ Member Extradited to U.S.

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2025/04/alleged-scattered-spider-member-extradited-to-u-s/

#TylerRobertBuchanan #Ne'er-Do-WellNews #ALittleSunshine #ScatteredSpider #AhmedElbadawy #SIMSwapping #EvansOsiebo #SIMswapping #Ransomware #ransomware #JoelEvans #Mailchimp #NoahUrban #DoorDash #Group-IB #lastpass #0ktapus #Caesars #Twilio #Tylerb #Okta #MGM

After a ~week+ down with a mystery bug, I'm finally functional enough to code again.

Sat down to start on example #iden notebooks and decided I needed to expand the library a bit first. Which I hope to finish tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I got an email (finally) telling me my background check has finally been finished and I've been deemed worthy to deliver stuff for #doordash

Yay. I need to start visiting the outside world a bit and delivering food sounds like a good way to pass the time.

Doordash búsqueda el despido de la demanda de Uber #busca #demanda #despido #Doordash #Uber #ButterWord #Spanish_News Comenta tu opinión 👇
https://butterword.com/doordash-busqueda-el-despido-de-la-demanda-de-uber/?feed_id=19148&_unique_id=680c1fab488e6

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What's another name for a baby adoption center?
A: The Stork Market.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Babies #Baby #Stork #Storks #StorksOfMastodon #Storkstodon #UberEats #DoorDash

Single-panel comic strip by Nate Fakes from 15 August 2023. The scene is outside the front door of a house. A baby is crawling out of a blanket on the stoop. Nearby, a stork is holding a cell phone in front of himself. The stork says, "Hold still! I have to get a photo to show you were delivered."

Dead dash. #grickledoodle #doordash #delivery #séance #horror #pizza #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of happy people conducting a seance as a ghost appears at their table with a pizza. Caption reads "The seance had worked."

I've been door dashing for 16 months. It created some body aches and pains for the first 6 months or so, now those are mostly gone but my left shoulder/rotator cuff still seems unhappy after a long week. I always carry the bag with my left hand with phone in the right because I have to use the phone/app.

One thing I have noticed though... for the first time in my life, my left arm is larger than my right. 😂 💪
#dasherlife #doordash #bicepday

#Doordash

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