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Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-12-09

HEEEEeeeey!

It’s DoooOOOOTSDAAAAaaaay!

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, lounging on a grey, white, and green patterned blanket, looking up atchu as he meows excitedly. He’s so happy to see you!
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-12-02

Another Dootsday? Already?

(Sound up to hear the cuteness of the yawn.)

Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-28

Doots has been kind of a horrible goose so far today. In the 2 minutes in which I left the kitchen to smooch spouse as he ventured out to get us coffee and breakfast sandwiches, Doots got up on the counter and ate ALL of Loki’s prescription food I was about to serve.

Here he is inspecting the kitchen remodeling progress.

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting primly on an old janky kitchen cabinet that we uprooted from one side of our kitchen and temporarily put on the other side. He has his head cocked to one side, looking to the right of the camera. Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting in the loaf position on an old janky kitchen cabinet that we uprooted from one side of our kitchen and temporarily put on the other side. This photo is taken from farther away, and from the opposite angle. He is looking up at the opposite wall of the kitchen, which has been torn apart. A blur of tall coniferous trees is in the distance outside the window behind him. The west wall of our kitchen, where the former cabinet used to reside. Markings on the old tan Sheetrock indicate where the new vent hood and electrical are going to go.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-25

Impatient Supervisor

Happy Dootsday!

Mayor Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting sideways in a brown leather Chesterfield wingback chair. He is overseeing the destruction.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-18

‘Cause we used to be Royals (royals!)
It still runs in our blood
That kind of luxe is meant for us
We’re made of divine kind of fuzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler!)
‘Cause you know I am anyway
And human I’ll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule...)
Like I did in Pharaoh’s day

Hat tip to @ AxWax@chaos.social for the photo modification for Pharaoh Doots!

3/

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, photoshopped by Fedicitizen AxWax to look like an Egyptian Pharaoh. He has a very serious look on his face. He knows his worth (priceless).
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-18

I’ve never seen a chicken in the flesh
I cut my teeth on anything that is moving
And I am proud of my address
On this torn up couch
No cat nap envy

But every song is like
Cat Scratch Fever
Fancy Feast and Meow Mix
Kitty on my foot I wanna touch it
We don’t care
We’re riding robot vacs in our dreams
But everybody’s like
Fresh Step, Swheat Scoop
Get ‘em spayed or neutered
Nyan, LOLcat
I Can Has Cheezburger
We don’t care
We’re not caught up in your likes and shares

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting sideways on a dark brown leather wingback chesterfield armchair, with a pink and green toy fishy in his mouth, and a crazy look in his eye. Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat lounging upside down on a cream blanket on a grey sofa, with his back feet against the back of the couch. Loki, an orange tabby, sitting in the Loaf position on a cream blanket on a grey sofa. He has a blue curly spring toy on his head. No thoughts, brain empty. #OneOrangeBrainCell
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-18

‘Cause we used to be Royals (royals!)
It still runs in our blood
That kind of luxe is meant for us
We’re made of divine kind of fuzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler!)
‘Cause you know I am anyway
And human I’ll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule...)
Like I did in Pharaoh’s day

🧵
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Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sleeping on a black and white striped blanket on a piano bench, which is tucked under a dark wood old piano with the brand name “Royal” lettered in gold above the keys. Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting upright on a grey sofa, looking out the window. He should be immortalized in ancient Egyptian art in this pose.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-15

I’m so that these sweet little creatures deign to share their living space with me. 😻 :smug: 🥰

Happy Caturday!

Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, licking the face of Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, as they both sit on that ubiquitous black and white IKEA Stockholm rug, in front of a dark brown wood and glass coffee table. Thor has his eyes closed as he lovingly grooms his brother, and Doots is looking at the camera with a slightly surprised look on his face.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-11

That little knowing smile.

Happy Dootsday!

Mayor Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, lounging in a grey sofa and on my grey sweatpants-clad leg, looking atchu with a little knowing smile on his face.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-11-04

Sleepy purry Doots

HappyDootsday!

*Turn on sound for maximum Dootsness

Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-28

Mayor Doots would like to inform you that sometimes the best thing you can donate to a food bank is money, as they know what they need on a day-to-day basis and can respond accordingly.

Happy Dootsday!

Mayor Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting sideways in a dark brown leather wingback chair, with his front paws resting on the left arm. He is looking just to the left of the camera.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-21

Toots m’Doots

Happy Dootsday!

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting sideways in a dark brown leather chesterfield wingback chair, with his front legs draped over the arm. A black and white checkered pillow from IKEA is behind him, and he is looking atchu with his tongue slightly out in the Blep position.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-14

Get to know Mayor Doots!

His hobbies include:
Sleeping on the job
Getting kissed on the forehead
Stealing his brothers’ food
Ensuring the safety of his people while they pee or shower
Yelling about things (“singing”)
Posing for photographs like a head of state, if heads of state were nude and likable.

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, lounging across my lap with his front paws on a cream blanket on a grey sofa. In the lower right corner, Loki the orange tabby is sleeping. Doots is looking up and out the window behind me.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-11

Anyone know where I can buy upholstery webbing for this chair the cats have gleefully destroyed?

Or should I just remove it and leave it exposed up under there?

Thor, a fluffy grey and white bicolor half-Ragdoll cat, peeking out from the tattered remains of the webbing under a grey occasional chair. Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting amongst the tattered remains of half-pulled-down upholstery webbing on the underside of a grey occasional chair. He is unbothered and unremorseful.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-07

Mayor Doots always gets preferred seating.

Happy Dootsday!

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, sitting in a small window with the morning light shining behind him. Blurry trees are in the background. A stainless steel countertop reflects an arc of white light below the windowsill. Doots treats this window like his own personal VIC (Very Important Cat) area of a restaurant.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-10-04

Tous les chats

Doots, a Lynx Point Siamese, in the foreground lying against my leg, with Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, and Loki, an orange tabby, lounging in the background on the opposite end of the grey sofa. Everyone is sleeping except me, obviously, who took the picture.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-09-30

“Am I the drama?”

Happy Dootsday!

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, lounging half on a turquoise pillow on a cream blanket in a grey sofa, with his paw in the feathered yellow tail of a tubular catnip toy. He is definitely the drama.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-09-27

Entendez-vous les oiseaux chanter?

Happy Caturday!

Thor, a fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, sitting on top of a dark brown wooden oval side table, with his body facing toward a window but his head turned back around to look behind him, And Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, standing on the floor on his back legs only, stretching his two front paws up to the window sill to look outside. His back is to us as he looks up into the sky. The birds are putting on a concert.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-09-23

Get yourself a mayor who likes to snuggle.

Happy Dootsday!

Mayor Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, lying across my spouse who is wearing a bright blue hoodie. Doots has his left front leg stretched across spouse’s torso, basically hugging him.
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦KydiaMusic
2025-09-16

Happy Dootsday!

Keep reaching for the light.

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