Look at me,
I'm Sandra Lee
Popping zits
Effortlessly.
Won't go to bed
'til the blackheads are dead -
I can't; I'm Sandra Lee.
I use gloves,
I use scrubs,
I give it some love.
I keep away from serviettes.
I swab my gauze
On your filthy pores
Are you feeling clean yet?
When I've had
Enough of goo,
I know what I wanna do:
I'll go home to tea,
Nice man's waiting for me -
Because I'm Sandra Lee.