#GoodMorningEarlyTooters and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

I #Hope you've all #RestedWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:​🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StillNotHitler

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSixFootersNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNew with #OurTeam of #SixFooters...

#TheThing to #BearInMind with #SixFooters is that we #OftenStink of #FeetAndArseholes; #Especially when we've been #Up #MostOfTheNight #DrinkingBeer and #FuckingAround with #EachOther...

#IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

#IT's also a #FriedBreakfast #KindOfMorning...

There will be #Snozzidges... And, #FriedEgg(s)... And, #HashBrowns (with #Hashtags)...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated...!

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | :europe:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:europe:

#BeingEuropean #StonedAsFuck #NewToyJoy #ComingSoon #TotallyNotNews

How fitting to illustrate the topic with a burning cybertruck. #dumpsterfire

Anzünden? #dumpsterfire #crochet

Kleines 🔥 lernt von großem 🔥
#dumpsterfire #crochet

@knowprose

Yup. One of the parties has since published A Thing about it, and ... wow, it's disingenuous. Very disappointed in them. They doubled down on a bullshit interpretation of what happened, probably because admitting what *actually* happened would acknowledge that how they reacted was very, very inappropriate.

🗑️ 🔥

#TrashFire #trash #fire #DumpsterFire

Some discussions around the :dumpster_fire_gif: that is the molt/dy 🦀 elsewhere esacalated and produced this: https://github.com/datacline/open-threat-detector

Looks like there's been some clauding going on in there, but feedback was desired. Dear bubble, do your thing.

#itsec #openclaw #moltbot #malware #ai #llm #dumpsterfire #ioc

The #unitedstates is such a #raging #dumpsterfire right now that I was completely unaware the #Olympics started yesterday in #Milan.

Apparently there are #ICE agents in #Italy too. However, it's great to see protestors calling these #fascist goons unwelcome.

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/27/nx-s1-5690100/winter-olympics-ice-agents-milan-italy

#news #npr #2026olympics #winter

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHumpDay...

I #Hope you've all #RestWell and have #FunThings on your #ToDoLists...

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin'; #IT's #JustAsWell that there's #AnotherPotOfCoffee on the #Go, aye...

#Today, we shall be in #TheOutside and we are #Trying to #BeMoreViking...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚁🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🚁

"Humor alone will not save us. But perhaps it allows us to continue the painful task of looking at what’s really happening here, and, in the words of the artist Barbara Kruger, “the ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers” who are doing it to us. "

#ThePowerOfMocking #AntiTrump #Cult #DumpsterFire #ICE
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/02/greg-bovino-humor-mockery-pathetic/

I'm impressed how fast and hard this #moltbot #clawdbot thing turns too...Mold. And a complete dumpster fire.

🍿 🚮 🔥 -> Update: :dumpster_fire_gif:
@jerry Can we have a cute dumpster fire custom emoji for this instance?
#garbagefire #dumpsterfire

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingCivilisationVINotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #CivilisationVI...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Beginning to #Surface and he has a #BigDay of #HittingVerySpecificThings with #Hammers; #So...

I get a #DayOfBeingChinese-ish... With #TheMandateOfHeaven... There are #NoMeteorStrikes #Today...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

🧙⚒️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚒️🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:

#BusyBusyBusy #BusyBeingChinese #StayingEuropean #NoALTText

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#NoALTText #Notflix #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary

It may be grimly funny, but there;s some chewy reading in here:

https://www.loot-drop.io/

The analysis and breakdiwn of WeWork shows that it was even worse than I thought... 🤣

https://www.loot-drop.io/startup/2035-wework

It reminds me of a parody card game about the DotComCrash in 2000/2001, where one of the fictional comanies had the motto,

"We lose money on every sale, but we're making up for it in volume!",

But WeWork did it for real... 🤣

#dotcomcrash #wework #dumpsterfire

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#NotBeingGerman #NotToday #BusyBeingGallic

#Meanwhile...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable

#YouAreWelcome...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#NotBeingGerman #NotToday #BusyBeingGallic

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyBaconBagelDay...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#IT #CouldBeWorse... You could #StillBeRenting...

🧙🎩🤖:wolfparty:🤖🎩🧙 | :PirateBadge: :fediverse:🦹🦄🦹:fediverse: :PirateBadge:

#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #DesktopWallpaper #MakeTimeForBacon

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...!

#TheBFF and #MyLittleBigBuddy are #StillSnoozlin' but we've had a #VeryComfortableNight...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#SwingBy; we have #Biscuits...

🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:fediverse:🧙 | 🚚​🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

#IT's #MondayAgain
And, #IT's #OnlyMonday, too
With #ZeroFakebook

#CheckIT; #AnotherHaiku...

#DontPanic; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#RandomReadingListGenerator #NotSoRandom #StillNotTexas #AlsoNotKansas