Ah, another existential crisis sparked by #AI, because clearly, nothing screams #originality like a text written by #Skynet 🤖✍️. Your friend's articulate message wasn't penned by him? Shocking! Next, you'll tell us water is wet and AI is just a glorified #autocorrect 😂.
https://davidduncan.substack.com/p/you-sent-the-message-but-did-you #ExistentialCrisis #TechnologyHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🤣 Behold, the existential crisis of our time: why bother using our brains when we can outsource life to a glorified calculator? Because clearly, being human is so 2024. 🤖🔮
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/open-questions/why-even-try-if-you-have-ai #existentialcrisis #techhumor #outsourcinglife #futureofhumanity #AIthoughts #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the classic "I can't adult because #developers exist" excuse. 💁‍♂️ Apparently, managing app updates on a smartphone is the new existential crisis. 📱 Meanwhile, rent waits patiently, as the Internet rages about the audacity of progress. 💸
https://happyfellow.bearblog.dev/i-cant-pay-rent-because-devs-just-dont-care/ #Icantadult #appupdates #existentialcrisis #technology #HackerNews #ngated

⏰🕰️ Ah, the existential crisis of a #magazine grappling with the inevitable passage of time! Who knew #clocks could be so threatening? 🕰️⏰ Meanwhile, they're still waiting for someone to hit 'play' on their podcast. 🎧💤
https://thelampmagazine.com/issues/issue-27/done-in-by-time #existentialcrisis #podcasting #time_management #HackerNews #ngated

The irony of freedom: so much time, so little genuine engagement with the life we're living. #ExistentialCrisis

🎉 WSJ's riveting "World War Zoos" review attempts to balance the weight of war and the existential crisis of zoo animals, all while losing the actual page. 🦁💥 Perhaps next time, they can write a coherent article instead of a digital scavenger hunt. 🤷‍♂️
https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/books/world-war-zoos-review-of-bombs-and-beasts-a037c4b6 #WorldWarZoos #WSJReview #ZooAnimals #DigitalScavengerHunt #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING: Reuters reports that #JS is the new #holy #grail, and ad blockers are the devil incarnate. Meanwhile, Pope Francis's rumored demise still can't compete with the existential crisis of enabling #JavaScript. 🙃📉
https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-francis-has-died-vatican-says-video-statement-2025-04-21/ #adblockers #PopeFrancis #existentialcrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🤡 Behold, a thrilling exposé on the attention spans of 5-year-olds (spoiler: they're short). As adults reminisce about the wisdom of their youth, they unravel the existential crisis of kiddie math games. 🎲🔢 Just what we needed—a dissertation on why children don't want to play "infinite indexed family" games. 🙄
https://www.jeremykun.com/2019/03/26/attention-spans-for-math-and-stories/ #attentionspans #childhood #mathgames #existentialcrisis #kiddiegames #shortattention #HackerNews #ngated

#Humor #Angst #Dread #ExistentialCrisis

🔍🧐 Ah, the existential crisis of a #philosophy major who dared to contemplate citizenship! Turns out, #ICE isn't much for Socratic dialogues when they're busy playing hide-and-seek with philosophers. 🚨❓ Perhaps they mistook 'I think, therefore I am' for 'I think, therefore I'm a flight risk.' 😅🙃
https://dailynous.com/2025/04/15/philosophy-major-snatched-by-ice-during-citizenship-interview/ #existentialcrisis #citizenship #Socraticdialogue #humor #HackerNews #ngated

🤔📚🎶 Behold the blog that promises a "Freedom Math Dance"—a mystical journey where numbers frolic with #unicorns and #philosophy tries (and fails) to be interesting. The highlight? A poll on Mastodon that'll change the world as much as your last existential crisis. 🙄✨
https://freedommathdance.blogspot.com/2025/01/on-numbers-and-unicorns.html #FreedomMathDance #MastodonPoll #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the trials and tribulations of a childfree life! 🎭 Apparently, having an existential crisis over Netflix asking about your non-existent offspring is a real issue. Because nothing screams "serious societal problem" like being mildly inconvenienced by a streaming service. 🤦‍♂️
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2021/04/my-imaginary-children-arent-using-your-streaming-service/ #childfreelife #existentialcrisis #streamingproblems #societalissues #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, yes, the "thrilling" saga of YAML booleans—because regex and case sensitivity are the plot twists nobody asked for! 😴💤 Apparently, the real problem in Norway is the existential crisis of 'true' and 'false' being too ambiguous. 🤔💡
https://www.bram.us/2022/01/11/yaml-the-norway-problem/ #YAMLBooleans #RegexHumor #CaseSensitivity #NorwayTech #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the deep existential crisis of #technology 🙄. Our hero contemplates the cosmic tragedy of "it" in a brilliantly concise rant that sounds like a teenager's diary entry 🌌📔. But fear not, as long as we have nuclear power and enough water to drown a fish, "it" will keep the #stockholders happy! 💰💦
https://paulrobertlloyd.com/2025/087/a1/bored/ #existentialcrisis #cosmictragedy #nuclearpower #teenagediaries #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Ah, the age-old saga of #syncing - because who doesn't love a digital hoarder lifestyle? 🤦‍♂️ By March 2025, Carl figures we'll still be arguing over which sync method is least likely to send us into a data-induced existential crisis. 📅 Maybe we should just stop syncing and embrace the #chaos. 😅
https://sqlsync.dev/posts/stop-syncing-everything/ #digitalhoarder #dataarguments #existentialcrisis #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated

How do you deal with uncertainty about death? I'm a medium, I see spirits, but there's still the nagging fear. I suppose it's just the mercury retrograde, but it feels a lot more crushing this month. I occasionally come up on this and forget about it just as quickly, but I still wonder.

Mediums, and other people of Mastodon, how do you deal with the idea of a fleeting existence?

#existentialcrisis #askfedi

👾 Oh, rejoice! Another tool for the brave souls using ‘MCP’, whatever that might be—Microsoft's latest bid to automate everything but their sense of humor. 🎭 Because who needs to search for code vulnerabilities when you can simply explore an existential crisis instead? 🕵️‍♂️
https://github.com/microsoft/playwright-mcp #MCP #Microsoft #Automation #CodeVulnerabilities #ExistentialCrisis #HackerNews #ngated

🚨BREAKING: Samsung CEO passes away, and in a seamless transition, Engadget fills the void with an existential crisis about gadget reviews and Amazon deals instead. 🎧💻 Because, clearly, nothing says "mourning" like a deep dive into the best robot vacuums and Bluetooth trackers. 🛒🔍
https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/samsung-ceo-jong-hee-han-has-died-120029286.html #SamsungCEODeath #EngadgetGadgetReviews #ExistentialCrisis #RobotVacuums #BluetoothTrackers #HackerNews #ngated

Current mood: https://youtu.be/2c-AawAKZ14

Sadly, I can't pull off a saucy, novelty t-shirt the way that William Jackson Harper does, but good for him.

#TheGoodPlace #ExistentialCrisis #Nihilism #Burnout

🎮🌀 Oh, the tortured soul of a game designer, navigating the labyrinth of his own mind! Really, Davey, must you drag us through your existential crisis pixel by pixel? 🤔 Maybe next time, try #therapy instead of a joystick. 💡
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/persons-of-interest/the-game-designer-playing-through-his-own-psyche #gameDesign #existentialCrisis #gamingHumor #creativeStruggles #pixelArt #HackerNews #ngated