#FakeAgile

Thomas - NBAnobsagile
2025-05-21

🚀 NBA30 – Warum Agilität nicht tot ist

In a nutshell:
1️⃣ Kritik an „Fake Agile“ & Kommerzialisierung – echte Agilität wird oft falsch gelebt.
2️⃣ „Back to Basics“: Agile Manifest & 12 Prinzipien zuerst verinnerlichen, dann Methoden wählen.
3️⃣ Agile Tech-Tree als Gedankenexperiment: Stufenweise von Manifest → Prinzipien → Frameworks.

❓ Welche Prinzipien holt ihr euch zurück in eure Praxis?
👉 Jetzt hören: no-bullshit-agile.de/nba30-war

echte Agilität wird oft falsch gelebt
lostprototypelostprototype
2025-01-19

Pointing is finger pointing.

Daniel Lundindln
2024-12-02

Helpful monday meme for those who may need it.

Sausage stuffing machine with JIRA written on it

What is your take on the concept of
- Discovery-"Stories"
- Delivery-"Stories"

Any opinion on it? What problem is solved here?

To me, that smells a bit waterfally. Is it just me?

#agile #story #userstory #productDevelopment #agileProductDevelopment #Scrum #jira #noJira #stories #waterfall #fakeAgile

Tormod Halvorsenairwhale
2024-08-19

Claiming “we want agility”, then turning around and asking for the three month deliverable plan.

Private Forrest Gump sitting in his green uniform in front of an army bunk, shining shoes. Looking to camera right. Text reads “Well sir, like my mama always said: waterfall is as waterfall does.
2024-02-13

I can count on one finger the number of product people I've worked with that could answer "more than zero" to this question.

A meme pointing out how dumb product people are.
2023-05-16

When your tax authorities are working on a national standard to "objectively measure the performance and output of Agile teams" and the workgroup only contains "Agile" coaches, CTO's, Release Train Engineers and other management/consultant roles you just know this is going to be another massive waste of government funds.

#Agile #NotAgile #FakeAgile

cc @allenholub

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