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My handmade Doctor Who scarf that I got as a birthday present a few years ago is getting some air 😁

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Photo of a long colourful scarf hanging on a clothesline in a wintery landscape.

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

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Why researching before writing is so, so important.

Screenshot from book MADERING MILLER: His skin was the color of just-pressed olive.

Picture of just pressed olive that is an alien looking lime green.

I don't think he knows about "reading the books you have" 😂

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Three panel meme with scene from the Lord of the Rings film where Pippin is asking about second breakfast.

Pippin: What about a new book?
Aragon: We've already bought new book.
Pippin: We've bought one, yes. But what about a second new book?

What do you mean OR? 🤔
I can broil in existential dread and plot a fantasy series at the same time. 😂 Luckily I don't make mistakes, at least not any I'm willing to admit too 😜

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Post by C.G. Drews

Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep???
They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made???
And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? | just. It sounds a bit fake.

Maps are great, but this is greaterest 😊

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Picture of a book where the map folds out so at to stay on the side of the text while you read.
Captioned: Every book should have its maps set up like this...

I mean it does make a certain kind of sense, an evil facist wouldn't consider happy people civilized 🤔

The kind of people who don't cause strife both for themselves and others in the name of ambition have no use to a Dark Lord 😁

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Post by Oliver Clegg

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men
HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool
SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth
HOBBITS: WOW

What does Balrog taste like? Inquiring minds need to know... 😁
Also, are the Elves an allegory for the diffrent ages of Brittish royalty? 🤔

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Elves in Tolkien's legendarium
From THE HOBBIT:
-Wine from warm lands
-Fire-roasted meat
-Likes dancing in the meadows and making flower wreaths
-Spends time singing and feasting
THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
-Minwvor, Lembas (mysterious and magical elven food)
-Ages-old wisdom in the eyes
-Totally mysterious
THE SILMARILLION:
-Blood of the slain kin
-Flesh of a Balrog killed with bare hands
-Starts each day with new war
-Covered in scars from fighting and being tortured by Orcs
-Killed at least 10 family members

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

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abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

I have a fantastic suggestion 😁

Sans-serif = Low-fantasy
Serif = High-fantasy
Extra-serif = Epic-fantasy
Fractal-serif = Science-fantasy

Now I need suggestions for a weird, comedic, high-sci-fantasy-serif. Anyone? 😊

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Picture showing the four diffrent serifs on the capital letter E

You never forget your first map 😁

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Post by Adam Morgan

Sex is great but have you ever opened a book with a map in the front.

I mean it is pretty obvious, since Jesus just like the big lion is entierly made up 😂

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Tolkien vs. Lewis on allegories webcomic by reparrishcomics

Tolkien speaking to a student:
Student: Professor Tolkien! Is it true that you wrote your novels as an allegory for the first world war?
Tolkien: No. Never. Ask me that again adn I will call the police.

Lewis thinking to himself:
If even one person reading this does not understand that the big lion is jesus, I will set myself on fire.

Is there such a thing as liking things too much? Yes, yes there is 😜😂

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Five panel webcomic by Sarah's Scribbles:

1: I like this thing
2: Maybe I'll check out the FANDOM! Opens door to fandom.
3: Peeks inside
4: Room on fire with people arguing everywhere.
5: Slams door shut and thinks "Well."

You know it's not nice to be this accurate 😂 Anyway, I'm going to go practise eating my apples more mockingly...

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How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel

The Elders would like a word with you.

The Ritualis about to begin.

Something that has not happened in a thousand years s happening.

You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It s the City.

Certain members of the Conneil are displeased with your family's recent actions.

A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.

The High Priestis not to be trusted.

Someone is eating an apple mockingly.

There is one body of water. It is called the Sea. The Great Sea, if you are feeling fancy.

You live in a region with no major exports, no centralized government, no banking system, a mysteriously ‘maintained network of roads, and litlte to no job training for anyone who is not farmer.

You're going to have to hurry, or you're going to miss the Fair — and you never miss the Fair.

There is trouble at the Citadel.

Your full name has at least one apostrophe iniit.

There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking". You are a Viking.

There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills.

Science-fantasy: In the end as they pull the mask of the old man the plucky group of teenagers realise the lost art of Spellbangin' was just sexy math... 😂

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"Low" fantasy: Writing a sex scene.
"High" fantasy: Writing a magic system.
"Epic" fantasy: Involving the magic system in the sex scene in the lost art of Spellbangin’.

When your #Owlin #Paladin is deeply suspicious of the #Elf #Druid #healer that's nursing them back to health.

Such powers derived from anything but the gods is sacrilege!

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