"Did you not go shopping?"
"Yes, I went shopping."
"But there are no groceries in the bag."
"Ah, true."
"There is instead a void."
"Yes, that there is. A very nice void."
"Did I not instruct you to avoid the void?"
"The void was unavoidable."
[Kneels down to pet void]
"And we are much better off for it."