• "god, yours is salty!"
• "want some jelly, baby?"
• "it looked more exciting in the preview"

Inspired by https://youtube.com/shorts/a6Lbiwhn9Sk

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"Plenty of fish in the sea; just gotta look for a sole, mate."

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A donkey shot.

(And yes, I'm aware that's not how #DonQuixote is supposed to be pronounced.)

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Houdoe Ken!

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Pole dancing you say? Sure, I enjoyed that when I was visiting a friend's family's farm in Ostrołęka. 😏

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If you are stuck in a game, try to hatch a dragon to get out.
I call it the egg-sit strategy.
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"Yesterday I seen the film about the killer who uses puzzles to murder his victims."
"Don't you mean 'saw'?"
"Yes, exactly!"

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I awoke in an ice bath, with several organs missing.
"Organised! I said I wanted to be more organised! Not organ-iced!"

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Fan-C

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You'd think Dwarves with their diamond mining operations would be a safe choice to lend money to.
However, it seems that when it's time to pay back, they always come up short.

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He had to sell-a-braid

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To show solidarity with the twelve o' clock flashers. 😏

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BLACK SABBⒶTHAGE

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Now I absolutely hate them; perhaps I should shower more thoroughly.

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slim picklings

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Now that's what I call an eggs-change.

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"Ugh", the elf said, "it smells like ass here..."
"Of course", the gnome said, "it's that Derry air".

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They call it YouTube Sharts

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