#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...

We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#DontMentionIT

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#RoundTheHorne: Bona Books

@NatalieDavis Close.

" #Putin continues to #emasculate #Trump after another attack on Kiev."

#FixedIt

@coloradosun Close.

"Bill requiring climate warning label on gasoline pumps killed by Colorado's #fascist #MAGA #Republican lawmakers"

#FixedIt

@PBSNewsHour @headlines-PBSNewsHour " #Putin is prolonging 'killing field' in Ukraine by refusing to cede Crimea to Ukraine, where it belongs"

#FixedIt #PutinsWar #PutinsMurders #MakeRussiaSmallAgain #PutinLies #OrcBloodMakesTheGrassGrow

Woooohoooooo!

I fixed the vacuum cleaner.
Waaaaaay out of my comfort zone. Very impressed with myself.
I am so stuffed up (dust allergies) my face feels like it's going to swell up and explode. But I fixed it!

Yes, I could go buy a new one, but I wanted to finish the diningroom. 🤷

#FixedIt #Repair

@PBSNewsHour @world-PBSNewsHour " #Israel continues pointless #genocide against people who aren't white."

#FixedIt

" #Facist #Trump administration creeps on "immigrants" social media, hunts down anyone who doesn't love the #OrangeFelon, or isn't white. #Russians and Nazis get a pass."

#Fixedit

U.S. to monitor immigrants' social media for antisemitism https://www.npr.org/2025/04/09/g-s1-59149/immigrants-social-media-antisemitism-dhs

"According to #TriciaMcLaughlin at #DHS, due process does look different, if you're not white"

#FixedIt #Racisim

DHS official defends deportation of Maryland man: 'Due process does look different' https://www.npr.org/2025/04/07/g-s1-58709/trump-immigration-dhs-maryland-el-salvador

"Pentagon DUI hire doubles down on showing ass, ignorance"

#FixedIt #ABC

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-military-fitness-infantry-special-operations-247fbd7a4f9d0ba79111194139208fa5

Womb. Comb. Bomb.

Woom. Coem. Bahm.

#FixedIt

@ianb "European countries ignore insane demands of felonious Hitler wanna-be."

Hopefully #fixedIt 😁

Long ago, “While Germany controlled Europe, the Nazis set their sights on the Artic. Greenland became an unwitting combatant.”

Now eighty years later, Greenland is once more on the defense against Nazis as American fascists set their sights on this Arctic island.

#FixedIt! #USPol #Greenland

@coloradosun "Lauren Boebert, besides being a low-grade idiot, showed what a coward she is by hiding from constituents via a "Telephone" town hall.
She received softball questions and was never challenged on any of her lame responses."

#FixedIt

#LaurenBoebert #BoboShitShow #MAGAmoron #GQP #Coward #Idiot #FakeChristian #Facist #BoebertLies

@georgetakei

“whether the secretary was just incompetent or whether he was [ALSO] drunk.”

#FixedIt!

@arstechnica #DonaldTrump uses the FBI to try and make #Elon feel better about being a #Nazi "

#FixedIt

"Women Played a More Important Role in Producing Medieval Manuscripts Than Previously Thought"

"… than MEN previously thought". #FixedIt

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/women-played-a-more-important-role-in-copying-medieval-manuscripts-than-previously-thought-180986294/

@coloradosun "ICE screws up, tries to shift blame to Aurora Police"

#FixedIt

@gleick

Hey @nytimes , I fixed your shitty headline:

"US President's Demands that Foreign Leaders Kowtow to Him are Hurting US Interests Worldwide."

#fixedit #nytimes #trump #loser

Vance: “Democracy will not survive if [the false concerns we’ve made people believe] are deemed invalid or even worse not worth being considered.” #fixedit

@knittingknots2

"Does President Trump understand ANYTHING?"

#fixedit #wsj #wallstreetjournal #headlines