...and the silly font returns!
#FlicksForAll
Did Dracula just run these idiots off the road from INSIDE a crate of dirt in a carriage that he was being carried in? 😆😆😆
I definitely hear John Williams in this score.
Jesus Christ: The Exorcist - when will this movie be made, damnit???!!!
Count Dracula looks like he uses a lot of hairspray. His head is probably extremely flammable.
So, the defense against Dracula is to just run a printer, generate endless copies of a cross, and pin them up around the house?
Ok, zombified Mina was legit scarey. 👀
Look, Minister Jaro was a big enough a**hole - all I'm saying is he COULD have been Dracula! 😬
Why is Donald Pleasence acting like he has never encountered Pure Evil before?
I'm just glad that at least once somebody made Dracula a sexy naked woman from outer space.
Lucy, that banister could break anytime, and you can't fly... yet.
This movie was worth it just for that Don Wrinkles special effects death! 🙏
You know, if Sal survives, this could be #Abigail The Early Years.
This is the biggest problem with the common vampire mythology, the first villain that catches vampirism will use it to overpower humans permanently.
Why is Anthony La Plaggia the only police officer tracking this female vampire on the street?
I know this is not that kinda movie, but I feel like a graphic novel or movie of an aging fallen tough guy mafia Don battling a seductress vampire on one night across a whole city would make a pretty good story.
I mean... at least Tony died while he was hard, am I right, fellas?
I like that these gangsters have a two track mind, murder, then sex with beautiful stranger.
Whereas Marie has a one track mind, seduce and drink blood.
HEY, could she see her bloody reflection? Lore violation!
Angela Bassett and Frank Oz, tonight we feast!
Imagine a version of this where Kraven's origin isn't one long sequence, but flashbacks over the movie, and Calypso later finds some room with human tropies from all the people that Kraven has killed (ears or skulls, etc), with a revelation that Kraven has been proving he is the best by hunting alot more criminals than implied. He's supposed to be a villain, dangit!
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